Chocolate is a Vegetable

[Wildcat81]

Chocolate is a Vegetable

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Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.

Bean = vegetable.
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Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.

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Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
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To go one step further,
chocolate candy bars also contain milk,
which is dairy.

So candy bars are a health food.

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Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries,
orange slices and strawberries
all count as fruit,
so eat as many as you want.

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Remember - - -
"STRESSED"
spelled backward is
"DESSERTS"

[marktaras]

Then beer must be a vegetable too.

[Old No. 7]

Wildcat81, I like the way you think. Chocolate cake, now that is breakfast food. :D :D

[poncho]

And Wildcat81 is NUTS!!! He he.... :D :D

[BrahmaMom]

I've just become a vegetarian!!

[20dawgz05]

THATS GREAT NEWS HAHA!!

[Wildcat81]

poncho:
And Wildcat81 is NUTS!!! He he.... :D :D Oh ya.this could be good or bad Depending how you look at it. :D

[crzyjournalist03]

Broccoli is a poison!

It is grown on farms.
Farms often use fertilizers.
Most fertilizers contain poisons to keep pests away.

Therefore, nobody should be required to ever eat that yucky stuff!!! :D :p