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kaorder1999
04-18-2007, 08:27 AM
Man claiming to be God robs Fort Worth bank

05:55 AM CDT on Wednesday, April 18, 2007
By HOLLY YAN / The Dallas Morning News
hyan@dallasnews.com

A man claiming to be God robbed a bank Tuesday afternoon in North Fort Worth.

The man entered Frost Bank at 3851 Northeast Loop 820 about 2 p.m. and told a teller that he had a weapon and demanded money, Fort Worth police Lt. Dean Sullivan said.

Before the man left with an undisclosed amount of cash, he told the teller not to call police and said, "No one can see me because I am God."

Shortly before the robbery, a Fort Worth police officer spotted a man making strange gestures outside a truck on the Beach Street exit ramp from Northeast Loop 820. When the officer asked what the man was doing, he replied, "I am God, don't you know me?"

The officer told the man to get back in his vehicle and drove away. The man apparently pulled into the bank and robbed it, Lt. Sullivan said.

The man is described as black, between 35 and 45 years old, about 6 feet 3 inches tall and 320 pounds. He has a bald or shaved head and was wearing a black T-shirt with designs on the breast pocket and back, black shorts and black tennis shoes without laces. He has several moles on his neck and a large growth on its lower left side.

Police say the robber may be driving a gold or brown Chevrolet extended-cab pickup that may have had a lawn mower in the bed. Some of the license plate digits may be "7LZ."

Anyone with information can call 817-392-4370, and anyone who sees the man is asked to call 911.

Adidas410s
04-18-2007, 08:31 AM
The price of gas must be REALLY high in Heaven...

kaorder1999
04-18-2007, 08:33 AM
im sorry but this just makes me laugh...

dont call the police cause nobody can see me.....LOL

bhtrainer
04-18-2007, 08:33 AM
i didnt know that god was invisible...or drove a chevy

kaorder1999
04-18-2007, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by bhtrainer
i didnt know that god was invisible...or drove a chevy

with a lawn mower in the back!!

LH Panther Mom
04-18-2007, 08:34 AM
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Hansum Stranger
04-18-2007, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by bhtrainer
i didnt know that god was invisible...or drove a chevy

Well of course he'd drive a chevy.

crzyjournalist03
04-18-2007, 12:26 PM
Shoot, why does God need money? I mean, if you're God, why not just take what you want from the places that you're planning on spending that money...I'm sure they'd understand!!!!

smustangs
04-18-2007, 12:35 PM
haha this article made my day

jason
04-18-2007, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by bhtrainer
or drove a chevy


Originally posted by kaorder1999
with a lawn mower in the back!!



sounds like larry the cable guy...

zeus63
04-18-2007, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by bhtrainer
i didnt know that god was invisible...or drove a chevy

Everybody knows God drives a Powerstroke

pirate4state
04-18-2007, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by kaorder1999
im sorry but this just makes me laugh...

dont call the police cause nobody can see me.....LOL

:thumbsup: Ditto! :D

BuffyMars
04-18-2007, 02:08 PM
SOunds like God may need to see a dermatologist, what with all the growths and all. :o

theyoefnshow
04-18-2007, 02:09 PM
at least he doesn't drive a Hummer. those things are so overrated.

crzyjournalist03
04-18-2007, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by theyoefnshow
at least he doesn't drive a Hummer. those things are so overrated.

and bad for the environment!!! :D