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piratebg
04-12-2007, 04:19 PM
A spic, a wetback, a dark skinned, tortilla eating, white girl loving, baby making menace to society. I haven't done anything and have not been accused of anything but in case I do this is why. You may now return to your normal posting. :)

smustangs
04-12-2007, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
A spic, a wetback, a dark skinned, tortilla eating, white girl loving, baby making mencace to society. I haven't done anything and have not been accused of anything but in case I do this is why. You may now return to your normal posting. :)

random?

piratebg
04-12-2007, 04:21 PM
I LOVE ENCHILADAS!!!

LH Panther Mom
04-12-2007, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
A spic, a wetback, a dark skinned, tortilla eating, white girl loving, baby making menace to society. I haven't done anything and have not been accused of anything but in case I do this is why. You may now return to your normal posting. :) Thanks for clearing that up for us. :p

BuffyMars
04-12-2007, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
A spic, a wetback, a dark skinned, tortilla eating, white girl loving, baby making menace to society. I haven't done anything and have not been accused of anything but in case I do this is why. You may now return to your normal posting. :)

You forgot pepper-belly. :tongue: Im just playin.

I love the old saying....or maybe its just me that says it....who knows.

I ain't racist. I hate EVERYBODY. :D

Adidas410s
04-12-2007, 04:24 PM
can I accuse you of breaking into my car last Saturday? I need to find somebody to blame and G2 had an alibi for once! :eek:

smustangs
04-12-2007, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by BuffyMars
You forgot pepper-belly. :tongue: Im just playin.

I love the old saying....or maybe its just me that says it....who knows.

I ain't racist. I hate EVERYBODY. :D

ya my brother says that alot too i love it

piratebg
04-12-2007, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Thanks for clearing that up for us. :p


I've always wanted to use my race/skin color as an excuse for something. It still hasn't happend but I figured I'd try it on for a change.

Adidas410s
04-12-2007, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by BuffyMars
I ain't racist. I hate EVERYBODY. :D

The PC term today is an "equal opportunity offender" ;)

piratebg
04-12-2007, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
can I accuse you of breaking into my car last Saturday? I need to find somebody to blame and G2 had an alibi for once! :eek:


It's cause I'm Mexican, right? Why you gotta be hatin a vato?

rangerjim
04-12-2007, 04:26 PM
know why a mexican can't have a barbeque? beans keep falling thru the grill sorry couldn't resist

you can come back with a swedish joke to get even if you'd like

Adidas410s
04-12-2007, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
It's cause I'm Mexican, right? Why you gotta be hatin a vato?

It is what it is. That's the part of town I was in. It was a lower-income area with a high concentration of minorities living there. You're just as likely as the next guy then, right? What is your alibi?

BuffyMars
04-12-2007, 04:26 PM
I'm white! HELLO! WE ARE RACIST NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE SAY! :mad:

I'm too lazy to be hatin' all up on people...sh......izzle.

piratebg
04-12-2007, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by rangerjim
know why a mexican can't have a barbeque? beans keep falling thru the grill sorry couldn't resist

you can come back with a swedish joke to get even if you'd like

How bout I call LULAC and have you banned from the DLOW? :thinking:

BuffyMars
04-12-2007, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
It's cause I'm Mexican, right? Why you gotta be hatin a vato?

I am a bastard. No seriously, I really am. :crying:

JJ7997
04-12-2007, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
A spic, a wetback, a dark skinned, tortilla eating, white girl loving, baby making menace to society. I haven't done anything and have not been accused of anything but in case I do this is why. You may now return to your normal posting. :)

:confused: :( Mexicans are cool to me.

piratebg
04-12-2007, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
It is what it is. That's the part of town I was in. It was a lower-income area with a high concentration of minorities living there. You're just as likely as the next guy then, right? What is your alibi?


I was at a taco stand two blocks away while my kid were running around naked in the street by an open fire hydrant.

Txbroadcaster
04-12-2007, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by BuffyMars
I am a bastard. No seriously, I really am. :crying:

Yep she really is

piratebg
04-12-2007, 04:31 PM
VIVA LA RASA!!!

rangerjim
04-12-2007, 04:31 PM
whats a LULAC?

LH Panther Mom
04-12-2007, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
I was at a taco stand two blocks away while my kid were running around naked in the street by an open fire hydrant. LOL! :clap: :D

BuffyMars
04-12-2007, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
VIVA LA RASA!!!

Long live the razor?

You like to shave I take it. Well thats good. We are proud of you.

piratebg
04-12-2007, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by rangerjim
whats a LULAC?


I believe they are the Mexican NAACP.

piratebg
04-12-2007, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by rangerjim
whats a LULAC?


You know what, I think this is where I go to get food stamps. :thinking:

piratebg
04-12-2007, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by rangerjim
whats a LULAC?


Scratch that. This is where my probation officers is.

rangerjim
04-12-2007, 04:39 PM
thought it might be some type of aftershave

piratebg
04-12-2007, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by rangerjim
thought it might be some type of aftershave


Not an aftershave, but maybe an aphrodisiac.

luvhoops34
04-12-2007, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
A spic, a wetback, a dark skinned, tortilla eating, white girl loving, baby making menace to society. I haven't done anything and have not been accused of anything but in case I do this is why. You may now return to your normal posting. :)

YHGTBFK....TMI! :D

piratebg
04-12-2007, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by luvhoops34
YHGTBFK....TMI! :D


Is this English holmes or are you just talking out of your butt man? :smoker:

buff4ever
04-12-2007, 04:52 PM
I heard this from a mexican friend of mine so it is okay for me to repeat, RIGHT?

what do a brick and a large female have in common?











They will both get layed by a mexican!

piratebg
04-12-2007, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by buff4ever
I heard this from a mexican friend of mine so it is okay for me to repeat, RIGHT?

what do a brick and a large female have in common?











They will both get layed by a mexican!


ROFLMAO :clap: :clap: :clap:




It's cause I'm Mexican right? :mad:

luvhoops34
04-12-2007, 04:59 PM
My son in law is hispanic.....does that count?:doh:

piratebg
04-12-2007, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by luvhoops34
My son in law is hispanic.....does that count?:doh:


Tell me you are not calling your daughter big? :doh:

piratebg
04-12-2007, 05:08 PM
Okay, I think I'm done venting at the moment.

luvhoops34
04-12-2007, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
Tell me you are not calling your daughter big? :doh:

No definitely not! But you stay away from her! You white girl loving, baby making foo!:D

piratebg
04-12-2007, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by luvhoops34
No definitely not! But you stay away from her! You white girl loving, baby making foo!:D


Don't hate my skin. Hate the game. :D

DDBooger
04-12-2007, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
The PC term today is an "equal opportunity offender" ;) i prefer R. Lee Ermeys quote(full metal jacket) "here you are all equally worthless"

piratebg
04-12-2007, 05:53 PM
OMG:eek: :eek: :eek:

My boss is on his way out and do you know what the last thing he said to me was???? There are some beans and tortillas in the back if you are hungry. LMAO :clap: :clap: :clap:

It's cause I'm Mexican. ;)

Ranger Mom
04-12-2007, 10:43 PM
OMG!! This thread cracked me up for some reason!!

I love ya piratebg....even if you are a MEXICAN!!:D

piratebg
04-13-2007, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
OMG!! This thread cracked me up for some reason!!

I love ya piratebg....even if you are a MEXICAN!!:D


Glad to see I can still make ya crack a smile RM. :kiss:

ASUFrisbeeStud
04-13-2007, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
A spic, a wetback, a dark skinned, tortilla eating, white girl loving, baby making menace to society. I haven't done anything and have not been accused of anything but in case I do this is why. You may now return to your normal posting. :)

I think my favorite part is the "white girl loving, baby making menace to society".

piratebg
04-13-2007, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by ASUFrisbeeStud
I think my favorite part is the "white girl loving, baby making menace to society".

I can neither confirm or deny that comment. ;)

Gobbla2001
04-13-2007, 06:51 PM
I think you're the guy that nearly ran me over in that S10 the other day... had about 15 people in front and back... single cab...

piratebg
04-13-2007, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
I think you're the guy that nearly ran me over in that S10 the other day... had about 15 people in front and back... single cab...


Nope. Wasn't my day to drive. :D

Gobbla2001
04-13-2007, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
Nope. Wasn't my day to drive. :D

:clap:

ILS1
04-13-2007, 07:37 PM
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on top of a roof???
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CHINGOS!!!!!!!!!!


:D :D :D

smustangs
04-13-2007, 07:41 PM
haha i love this thread as racist as it sounds i love a good race joke every now and then haha does that make me a bad person?

Gobbla2001
04-13-2007, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by ILS1
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on top of a roof???
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CHINGOS!!!!!!!!!!


:D :D :D

bwahaha I love that one...

What do you call four mexicans drowning in quick-sand???

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quatro sinco

smustangs
04-13-2007, 07:47 PM
why dosent mexico have a good olympic team?
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because anyone that can run jump or swim is already over here

piratebg
04-13-2007, 07:48 PM
When 3 Mexicans tried to cross the river, why did 1 stay behind?












Because the sign said no tres passing :D

smustangs
04-13-2007, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
When 3 Mexicans tried to cross the river, why did 1 stay behind?

Because the sign said no tres passing :D

haha very nice

ILS1
04-13-2007, 08:17 PM
Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at The Battle Of The Alamo??
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They only had 2 station wagons!!!!

:D :D :D

sinton66
04-13-2007, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
A spic, a wetback, a dark skinned, tortilla eating, white girl loving, baby making menace to society. I haven't done anything and have not been accused of anything but in case I do this is why. You may now return to your normal posting. :)

You're a MEXICAN???????:eek: :D

piratebg
04-13-2007, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by sinton66
You're a MEXICAN???????:eek: :D


Well, of Mexican/Spanish decent, also called hispanic, but most people don't know the difference anyway. Personally I consider myself American period. I'm not Mexican-American because I'm not from Mexico. I really don't like how some people refer to themselves as _______-American when they were born here.

SintonFan_inAustin
04-13-2007, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by piratebg
Well, of Mexican/Spanish decent, also called hispanic, but most people don't know the difference anyway. Personally I consider myself American period. I'm not Mexican-American because I'm not from Mexico. I really don't like how some people refer to themselves as _______-American when they were born here. You are ATM







































American first, Texan second and last but not least Mexican:smoker:

sinton66
04-13-2007, 09:55 PM
Yessir, I think that's kinda silly myself. If you're born here, you're an American plain and simple.

piratebg
04-13-2007, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by SintonFan_inAustin
You are ATM







































American first, Texan second and last but not least Mexican:smoker:


Yo soy ATM vato. Por vida holmes :smoker:

sinton66
04-13-2007, 10:00 PM
American BEFORE Texan????? What's wrong with you guys?:D

piratebg
04-13-2007, 10:01 PM
Yo soy TAM. Por vida holmes :p

sinton66
04-13-2007, 10:13 PM
Better, much better. Now for that other joker.....:D

smustangs
04-13-2007, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by sinton66
American BEFORE Texan????? What's wrong with you guys?:D

i agree

texas can survive with out the united state but the united states can not survive with out texas

piratebg
04-14-2007, 10:11 AM
This is what happens when you throw 1 white girl in a house with 7 short, broke ass Mexicans. :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAq3hWBlalU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fprofile%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex% 2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser%2Eviewprofile%26friendid %3D72367755

tigerpride_08
04-14-2007, 11:31 AM
haha very funny...:D