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BullFrog Dad
04-12-2007, 11:07 AM
If you can have only one weapon to take him down, what would it be? I'm grabbing my Remington 870 12 guage w/18" barrell and loaded with magnum 00 buck shot. Then it's night-night for our uninvited visitor.

Txbroadcaster
04-12-2007, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by BullFrog Dad
If you can have only one weapon to take him down, what would it be? I'm grabbing my Remington 870 12 guage w/18" barrell and loaded with magnum 00 buck shot. Then it's night-night for our uninvited visitor.

I will just give him some crack

BuffyMars
04-12-2007, 11:08 AM
Pass him the crack! That ain't a hard question. His butt would settle down quick. And, AND....no violence. :smoker:

jason
04-12-2007, 11:08 AM
7 iron

smustangs
04-12-2007, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by BuffyMars
Pass him the crack! That ain't a hard question. His butt would settle down quick. And, AND....no violence. :smoker:

and he just might share with you

Funk-d-fied
04-12-2007, 11:09 AM
you have crack on hand, that explains alot...

BuffyMars
04-12-2007, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
I will just give him some crack

Ok, me and you think way too much alike sometimes, its scary. :nerd: :evillol:

sww-bull52
04-12-2007, 11:10 AM
Baseball bat. Not as quick as your shot gun, but he'll sure feel it when he sobers up!:D

Old Green
04-12-2007, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by BullFrog Dad
If you can have only one weapon to take him down, what would it be? I'm grabbing my Remington 870 12 guage w/18" barrell and loaded with magnum 00 buck shot. Then it's night-night for our uninvited visitor. Actually had this happen to me in 1978. Put a .380 slug in him:thumbsup:

BullFrog Dad
04-12-2007, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Old Green
Actually had this happen to me in 1978. Put a .380 slug in him:thumbsup: Thanx Old Green. Hopefully the previous posters are kidding 'cause crack heads aren't into golf, baseball, or socializing.

zeus63
04-12-2007, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by jason
7 iron .

and a buffalo

BuffyMars
04-12-2007, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by BullFrog Dad
Thanx Old Green. Hopefully the previous posters are kidding 'cause crack heads aren't into golf, baseball, or socializing.

Crack is whack and thats a fact. But seriously, what better weapon is there to give a raging crackhead? I'm just saying...:thinking:

DDBooger
04-12-2007, 11:18 AM
crack his head

Old Green
04-12-2007, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by BullFrog Dad
Thanx Old Green. Hopefully the previous posters are kidding 'cause crack heads aren't into golf, baseball, or socializing. This guy was into raping women. He had already raped one and attempted to enter my house thru a window. luckily I had had just returned from a business trip and was home.

BuffyMars
04-12-2007, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Old Green
This guy was into raping women. He had already raped one and attempted to enter my house thru a window. luckily I had had just returned from a business trip and was home.

That is honestly, crazy. :eek:

sahen
04-12-2007, 06:14 PM
so...if the door isnt down yet i'd use the .45 colt army special...it'll go through the door and into him and i dont have to worry about him getting up....if he is already through the door then the 12 gauge should do the trick, of course its not like the .45 wouldnt work in that situation as well....

actually one time a guy did try to kick the door down in my house...my mom actually yelled go get the shotgun, i walked up to the door and pumped it a couple times and i heard him running away...that sound is universal for "get the he** outa here!"...plus the guy knew we meant buisness if he kept on...

sinton66
04-13-2007, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by BullFrog Dad
If you can have only one weapon to take him down, what would it be? I'm grabbing my Remington 870 12 guage w/18" barrell and loaded with magnum 00 buck shot. Then it's night-night for our uninvited visitor.

I use 000 magnums in my 12 guage. Five of them will stop dang near anything. (And put a BIG hole in it too.)

Snyder_TigerFan
04-13-2007, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by Old Green
Actually had this happen to me in 1978. Put a .380 slug in him:thumbsup:

Wow! Is that what you did in 1978?

sinton66
04-13-2007, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Snyder_TigerFan
Wow! Is that what you did in 1978?

In 1978 you could do that.

Snyder_TigerFan
04-13-2007, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by sinton66
In 1978 you could do that.

I'd do it now....I was just curious.

sinton66
04-13-2007, 10:40 PM
May be fixing to be legal again before long.

luvhoops34
04-13-2007, 10:46 PM
I'd have to blow his ass away with whatever gun(s) I have scattered throughout my house. :D

But the 12 gauge with 00 buckshot sounds good. However, I kinda have a problem blowing holes in my stuff just to get rid of a crack head.

piratebg
04-13-2007, 10:54 PM
I'd think that anything within arms reach would become a weapon at that point. I can throw a mean sneaker. :D

yourboss319
04-14-2007, 04:06 AM
for sure its gonna be hard to shoot somebody cause of that freaking "conscience" so straight up.. Baseball Bat.. if youre gonna be bangin on my door at 3 freaking A.M. holy stinkin crap you better run fast cause im gonna smack you upside the head 7 and a half times..

im gonna be a great dad someday...

Old Green
04-14-2007, 06:13 AM
Originally posted by Snyder_TigerFan
Wow! Is that what you did in 1978? Yeah, I did.My house was like the 5th house he had tried to break in 2 weeks after the rape.

Old Green
04-14-2007, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by sinton66
May be fixing to be legal again before long. I belief it passed. It goes into effect 9-1-07. we don't have to retreat before defending ourselves ,property, and others in your home anymore.

Gobbla2001
04-14-2007, 08:35 AM
I'd give him a bible.........





















actually I'd lay it on his chest after blowing out atLEAST ONE of his kneecaps... damn I need a pistol, my 270 isn't a sure aim without usin' the scope, and my shotgun isn't here...

Gobbla2001
04-14-2007, 08:40 AM
have been thinkin' 'bout this one for a while... ruger .45 cal

http://www.ruger-firearms.com/Firearms/images/Products/247T.jpg

sinton66
04-14-2007, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by Old Green
I belief it passed. It goes into effect 9-1-07. we don't have to retreat before defending ourselves ,property, and others in your home anymore.

That's good news, finally getting rid of some of that "California [Wisdom??]". I remember when nobody gave it a second thought in Texas if a person was shot breaking into somebody else's house in the middle of the night. We used to treat criminals like criminals.

smustangs
04-14-2007, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
I'd give him a bible.........

actually I'd lay it on his chest after blowing out atLEAST ONE of his kneecaps... damn I need a pistol, my 270 isn't a sure aim without usin' the scope, and my shotgun isn't here...

my gfs dad got a pistol the other day that shoots either 4/10 shells or .45 long colts, its awesome