smustangs
04-11-2007, 08:34 PM
> How to bathe the cat:
> 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet
shampoo
>to the water in the bowl.
>
> 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
>the bathroom.
>
> 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
>both lids.
> You may need to stand on the lid.
>
> 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
> Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is
>actually enjoying this.
>
> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
>"power-wash" and rinse".
>
> 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that
>there are
> no people between the bathroom and the front door.
>
> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
>both lids.
>
> 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
>bathroom,
> and run outside where he will dry himself off.
>
> 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
>
>
>
> Sincerely,
> The Dog
> 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet
shampoo
>to the water in the bowl.
>
> 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards
>the bathroom.
>
> 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close
>both lids.
> You may need to stand on the lid.
>
> 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
> Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is
>actually enjoying this.
>
> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
>"power-wash" and rinse".
>
> 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that
>there are
> no people between the bathroom and the front door.
>
> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift
>both lids.
>
> 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the
>bathroom,
> and run outside where he will dry himself off.
>
> 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
>
>
>
> Sincerely,
> The Dog