Anna Nicole's Baby's Daddy is................

[Fotbol]

Let me know as soon as you find out!;)

[kaorder1999]

you beat me to it by 2 mins! HAHA

[Fotbol]

Originally posted by kaorder1999
you beat me to it by 2 mins! HAHA I thought we both posted at 08:40 like a photo finish....Great minds think alike:clap:

[kaorder1999]

we sure did...we both posted it at 8:40....great minds do think alike!

[Fotbol]

Originally posted by kaorder1999
we sure did...we both posted it at 8:40....great minds do think alike! Results are expected to come in at 1300 hours today, that's 1:00PM for the non-Military.

[kaorder1999]

awesome..i will be at home for lunch at that time so I will get to see the news!

[Fotbol]

I'm betting it's not the Attorney!

[kaorder1999]

Originally posted by Fotbol
I'm betting it's not the Attorney!

same here...its either Birkhead's or GSquareds...

[Phantom Stang]

I'm gonna say it's Zsa Zsa's husband, and he'll relinquish custody to one of the other involved parties.;)

[smustangs]

Originally posted by kaorder1999
same here...its either Birkhead's or GSquareds...

im goin w/ g2

[BuffyMars]

And the daddy is..........drumroll please.........

http://www.teamspecialolympics.com/scraps/s_o/bikerfox_ps3.jpg

[JasperDog94]

Biker fox?:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Fotbol]

Originally posted by JasperDog94
Biker fox?:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: The Blonde headed guy????:confused:

[Fotbol]

Now the judge just came back with a 2:30 EST so we will have to wait another 30 minutes.:doh:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Fotbol
Now the judge just came back with a 2:30 EST so we will have to wait another 30 minutes.:doh:


dang it i wanna know

I kinda hope it is Howards baby, bc thats what Danilynn has been used to for all these months.. it would be sad for the child to have to move homes

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
dang it i wanna know

I kinda hope it is Howards baby, bc thats what Danilynn has been used to for all these months.. it would be sad for the child to have to move homes

I think it would be sadder to have to be raised by HIM!!

Have you lost your mind?? :thinking:

[kaorder1999]

we wont know today if its Howards baby or not! We will ONLY find out whether or not hte baby's is Burkheads

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I think it would be sadder to have to be raised by HIM!!

Have you lost your mind?? :thinking:

no just from my point of view having a child change homes and enviroments so much is hurtful to the child. I dont think Howard would harm the baby at all...

[kaorder1999]

the baby is at the age where it wouldn't remember any of this im guessing!

[eagles72]

I feel sorry for the baby either way!! I don't think any of those men would be a fit parent!! What is going to happen if it is neither one of theirs??:confused:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by kaorder1999
the baby is at the age where it wouldn't remember any of this im guessing!

I was 5 months old and went to live with my grandma and i remember being shipped around, and wondering where the people i used to live with were. Even though I saw my mom and dad on the weekends

[kaorder1999]

we wont know that for a while if the results today say that its not birkhead. Stern wont give a DNA sample.

[kaorder1999]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
I was 5 months old and went to live with my grandma and i remember being shipped around, and wondering where the people i used to live with were. Even though I saw my mom and dad on the weekends \

really? I wouldnt think that a baby that age wouldnt remember anything.

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
I was 5 months old and went to live with my grandma and i remember being shipped around, and wondering where the people i used to live with were. Even though I saw my mom and dad on the weekends
You remember things from being 5 months old? I highly doubt that...:thinking:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
You remember things from being 5 months old? I highly doubt that...:thinking:


umm were u ever moved aroudn when u were 5 and 6 months old? Didnt think so..

[Snyder_TigerFan]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
You remember things from being 5 months old? I highly doubt that...:thinking:


Originally posted by CHS_CG
umm were u ever moved aroudn when u were 5 and 6 months old? Didnt think so..

BURN......:D

I might remember a few things back when I was 5 YEARS old, but not 5 months.

[CHS_CG]

not the point i was trying to make.. forget it you people are amazing

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Snyder_TigerFan
BURN......:D

I might remember a few things back when I was 5 YEARS old, but not 5 months.

Me neither...that's how old I was when we flew back from Germany.

My first memory is about 3...I remember my brother and sister were learning to walk.

Howard Stern isn't raising that baby anyway....nanny's are!

[kaorder1999]

i know that I dont remember anything before I was about 2 or 3 but I also know that im not the same as everyone else. One person might remember that far back while the next cant remember back to 5 or 6

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
umm were u ever moved aroudn when u were 5 and 6 months old? Didnt think so..
Find adults that remember things from that age...you can't. You've probably heard stories and seen pictures....but those memories are created for you. There is a reason adults don't remember things from infancy. It takes a few things to have a memory:

1) consciousness and the awareness of time and context...babies don't have that
2) memories are accessed through language...and babies don't have a language base in their brains

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
Find adults that remember things from that age...you can't. You've probably heard stories and seen pictures....but those memories are created for you. There is a reason adults don't remember things from infancy. It takes a few things to have a memory:

1) consciousness and the awareness of time and context...babies don't have that
2) memories are accessed through language...and babies don't have a language base in their brains

thank u doctor phil!:clap:

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
thank u doctor phil!:clap:
Please don't confuse me with the Sinton Godfather.

And thanks to Google for enlightening us all on that little tidbit of information! ;)

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
Please don't confuse me with the Sinton Godfather.

And thanks to Google for enlightening us all on that little tidbit of information! ;)

I have to agree with adidas here.

I think "implanted memories" can seem very real.

[CHS_CG]

Thats not the point, I am saying I think it would be harmful to the child. She has already lost her big brother, and her mother, then if this other guy is the dad shes gunna lose who shes grown to the past months and live with some stranger? Its gunna be hurtful no matter if she remembers any of it or not.

[Old Tiger]

The point is she is always right even if the proof is there. All hail the great Talena.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
Thats not the point, I am saying I think it would be harmful to the child. She has already lost her big brother, and her mother, then if this other guy is the dad shes gunna lose who shes grown to the past months and live with some stranger? Its gunna be hurtful no matter if she remembers any of it or not.

It might be hurtful to her & it might not, but I seriously doubt she'll experience any of that hurt right now.

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
Thats not the point, I am saying I think it would be harmful to the child. She has already lost her big brother, and her mother, then if this other guy is the dad shes gunna lose who shes grown to the past months and live with some stranger? Its gunna be hurtful no matter if she remembers any of it or not. It's like buying puppies...buy them when their young and you train them and they will grow to love you with no memories of their mother.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Tiger WR
The point is she is always right even if the proof is there. All hail the great Talena. Why go there!!
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*sits back and waits for the crap to hit the fan*
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*sigh*

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
Thats not the point, I am saying I think it would be harmful to the child. She has already lost her big brother, and her mother, then if this other guy is the dad shes gunna lose who shes grown to the past months and live with some stranger? Its gunna be hurtful no matter if she remembers any of it or not.
To quote Road Trip..."If you dont remember it, did it ever really happen?" :thinking:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Tiger WR
The point is she is always right even if the proof is there. All hail the great Talena.


casey you can kiss off i am so sick of your crap. you are the one that thinks u are right all the damn time. and if u disagree i have proof, and I am not scared to use it on the board.

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Tiger WR
It's like buying puppies...buy them when their young and you train them and they will grow to love you with no memories of their mother.


you should know u are nothing but a damn dog!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
Thats not the point, I am saying I think it would be harmful to the child. She has already lost her big brother, and her mother, then if this other guy is the dad shes gunna lose who shes grown to the past months and live with some stranger? Its gunna be hurtful no matter if she remembers any of it or not.

I have to disagree. Her brother died when she was 3 days old, she didn't even know him. Her momma was out and about so much, with Stern up her butt all the time, I don't think she bonded with the baby either.

The nanny is raising her right now...not Stern.

Jessica McClure fell in the well here in Midland and was down there for 64 hours when she was 18 months old.....she is 21 now, she has no memories of that ordeal and never has.

It's not like if Birkhead is the father they are just gonna rip her away from all she knows.....they will have a "transition period"!

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
casey you can kiss off i am so sick of your crap. you are the one that thinks u are right all the damn time. and if u disagree i have proof, and I am not scared to use it on the board. Take it up in pm, you two!

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
you should know u are nothing but a damn dog! Yup that's me :)

[CHS_CG]

So if neither one of them would be good dads.. why doesnt CPS take the child?

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
So if neither one of them would be good days.. why doesnt CPS take the child?

huh??:confused: :confused:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Take it up in pm, you two!


why i said nothing wrong to him... if he has something to say to me from now on he can just forget it bc i dont wanna hear it. Cant believe you guys let him back on the board.. all he does is start crap!

[Funk-d-fied]

and back to the baby....

[pirate4state]

Good point T - why isn't CPS involved??? :thinking: Maybe they should just award custody to the nanny and appoint someone at the bank as the baby's trustee. I bet everyone would stop trying to be her daddy then. :rolleyes:

[Adidas410s]

is there a CPS in the Bahamas? :thinking:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Good point T - why isn't CPS involved??? :thinking: Maybe they should just award custody to the nanny and appoint someone at the bank as the baby's guardian. I bet everyone would stop trying to be her daddy then. :rolleyes:

Proably because she is in the Bahamas.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
why i said nothing wrong to him... if he has something to say to me from now on he can just forget it bc i dont wanna hear it. Cant believe you guys let him back on the board.. all he does is start crap! that didn't take long. easy tiger! you know, there is always the ignore feature. :)

[CHS_CG]

bc CPS doesnt care about kids that are in families with money.. the assume thechild is being taken care of.. they dont care if their parents are doing it or not.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
is there a CPS in the Bahamas? :thinking: damn i forgot about that ... i'll just shut up now :D

[Old Tiger]

B-A-H-A-M-A-S

[CenTexSports]

They should move the baby to Caldwell. There are some crazy folks there just like in Mexia. The baby should feel right at home.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by CenTexSports
They should move the baby to Caldwell. There are some crazy folks there just like in Mexia. The baby should feel right at home.

Hmm....this could get interesting!!:thinking:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by CenTexSports
They should move the baby to Caldwell. There are some crazy folks there just like in Mexia. The baby should feel right at home.


excuse u?

[Fotbol]

Is this the first time in History where men wanted to be the Father of a child, and couldn't wait on the results?:thinking:

[Fotbol]

Where is Maury when we need him to say You R the Baby's Father.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Fotbol
Where is Maury when we need him to say You R the Baby's Father.

:clap: :clap: LOL!! No joke.

[Old Tiger]

http://pressurecooker.phil.cmu.edu/Jerry-2.jpg

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Fotbol
Where is Maury when we need him to say You R the Baby's Father. Just reading this thread reminds me more of Jerry than Maury. ;)

http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/popcorn2.gif

[CenTexSports]

Not a single disagreement. I thought at least one person would stand up for Caldwell but it must be as obivious to everyone else that some crazy folks live there.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Fotbol
Is this the first time in History where men wanted to be the Father of a child, and couldn't wait on the results?:thinking: I'm telling ya - take any hint of money out of the equation and everyone will back off.

[Fotbol]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Just reading this thread reminds me more of Jerry than Maury. ;)

http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/popcorn2.gif I have to agree LPH mother, and I saw those rings, on Centex, can't help but to AWE at those Diamonds, sortal like the ones in my mouth:D

[Fotbol]

Originally posted by pirate4state
I'm telling ya - take any hint of money out of the equation and everyone will back off. My thoughts exactly!

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by CenTexSports
Not a single disagreement. I thought at least one person would stand up for Caldwell but it must be as obivious to everyone else that some crazy folks live there.


Yeah bc you know what about Caldwell.. nothing except our sports teams suck.. big deal woo hoo you are just rich with infomation on Caldwell huh.. why dont ya go write a damn book then:rolleyes:

[CenTexSports]

What could we name the book?

Caldwell: Home of Kolaches, Wild/Crazy women and wantabe Aggies

[Old Tiger]

I know a few things about some girls from Caldwell. They are nice! :)

[Ranger Mom]

Larry Birkhead it is!!

[mistanice]

wow, finally

[Old Tiger]

The headline on headline news is funny



BREAKING NEWS - Dannielynn's Daddy
Birkhead - "I told you so"

[Adidas410s]

yawwwwwwwn...

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Tiger WR
The headline on headline news is funny



BREAKING NEWS - Dannielynn's Daddy
Birkhead - "I told you so"

That was exactly what he said!!

[Old Tiger]

Howard K. Stern is not gonna fight for custody and says he will do anything he can to make sure Birkhead gets full custody of Dannielynn. He also stated that Birkhead can come to the house and spend all the time with Dannielynn he wants.

[pirate4state]

Guess he is the lucky lotto winner

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Tiger WR
Howard K. Stern is not gonna fight for custody and says he will do anything he can to make sure Birkhead gets full custody of Dannielynn. He also stated that Birkhead can come to the house and spend all the time with Dannielynn he wants. Well, duh! It's Birkhead's daughter, so Stern has NO rights.

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Well, duh! It's Birkhead's daughter, so Stern has NO rights. That's just what he said!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Well, duh! It's Birkhead's daughter, so Stern has NO rights.

Sadly....while they are all still in the Bahamas, he does.

As of right now, he is still the "father" on the birth certificate with all the rights that go along with it...and this only established paternity, they haven't even gotten to the custody stage yet.

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Sadly....while they are all still in the Bahamas, he does.

As of right now, he is still the "father" on the birth certificate with all the rights that go along with it...and this only established paternity, they haven't even gotten to the custody stage yet. :doh: Forgot about the Bahamas.

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Sadly....while they are all still in the Bahamas, he does.

As of right now, he is still the "father" on the birth certificate with all the rights that go along with it...and this only established paternity, they haven't even gotten to the custody stage yet. That is tomorrow afternoon :)

[Phil C]

Howard Stern could have all that money but I hope his reputation as a shock radio talk host doesn't hurt him because basically he is supposed to be a nice guy.

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by Phil C
Howard Stern could have all that money but I hope his reputation as a shock radio talk host doesn't hurt him because basically he is supposed to be a nice guy. Wrong Howard Stern

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Fotbol
Where is Maury when we need him to say You R the Baby's Father. :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Phil C]

Originally posted by Tiger WR
Wrong Howard Stern

:confused: :eek: :(

[Phil C]

Originally posted by Tiger WR
Wrong Howard Stern

Tiger this is the one I mean. He is the baby's father I think.

http://ia.ec.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/19/16/12m.jpg

[sectionCwannabe]

NASSAU, Bahamas - Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, according to DNA tests, and the late reality TV star's former boyfriend emerged from a court hearing Tuesday to proclaim that his daughter would soon be home.

"I told you so!" Birkhead said as he jubilantly announced the DNA results after the closed hearing. Then he hugged his rival, Howard K. Stern. Smith's lawyer-turned-companion has been caring for baby Dannielynn since her sudden death in February.

The hearing left unresolved who will have custody of the girl. Another custody hearing was scheduled for Friday.

Stern said he would not fight for custody.

"I'm obviously very disappointed but my feelings toward Dannielynn have not changed," Stern said, adding Birkhead can come to his Bahamas home to visit Dannielynn at any time.

A joyous Birkhead said, "My baby's going to be coming home pretty soon."

Even Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, who had also sought custody, seemed appeased by the DNA results. "I'm happy that Dannielynn will know who her real father is," she said outside court.

An expert in genetic evidence said DNA analysis proved Birkhead is Dannielynn's father. Dr. Michael Baird, who analyzed the results of a March 21 DNA test, announced the results outside court. "Essentially, he's the biological father," Baird said.

Birkhead, a Los Angeles photographer, began seeking custody before Smith, 39, collapsed and died in a Florida hotel Feb. 8.

The baby, whose full name is Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, was born five months before her mother's death. She could inherit millions from the estate of Smith's late husband, J. Howard Marshall II. The former model had been fighting the Texas oil tycoon's family over his estimated $500 million fortune since his death in 1995.

[Reds fan]

Surprise, surprise!!!

[Fotbol]

That's a lot of Cheddar!:eek: