Funny Blades of Glory Quotes

[Old Tiger]

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Chazz: Night is a very dark time for me
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, idiot!
Chazz: Not for people who live in Alaska. Or people with night-vision goggles



Coach: What do you guys have that all other teams don't have?
Chazz: Twin dongs?

[SnyTigBaseB07]

its time for a little chazzle dazzle. :D

[pirate4state]

no fair - i haven't seen it :weeping: :weeping:

[crzyjournalist03]

Chazz: "I'm a sex addict--It's a disease!"


Stalker: "Oh, and by the way Jimmy, I'm still going to kill you someday."

Hot dog vendor on the news: "Does this look natural to you?"-holding out a hot dog bun with two wieners in it.

[smustangs]

Originally posted by pirate4state
no fair - i haven't seen it :weeping: :weeping:

same here

[crzyjournalist03]

Chazz: "I will not have sex with my best friend's girl. I will not have sex with my best friend's girl. I will not have sex with my best friend's girl...."

[SnyTigBaseB07]

Chazz: This ends TONIGHT!
Jimmy: It's daytime, you douche!



Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Coach: Oh, really?
Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk up in your trunk? Ima get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
Jimmy: [Disgusted] I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. You don't even know what that means.
Chazz: Nobody knows what it means, but its provocative...
Jimmy: No, its not.
Chazz: ...It gets the people going!

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Chazz: "I'm a sex addict--It's a disease!"

To add to that...


"It has doctors, medicine, and stuff" lol