Astrosdawg07
04-09-2007, 08:35 PM
>>> A redneck family from the hills of Tennessee was visiting the city
and
>>> they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.
>>>
>>> The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They
>>> were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
>>>shiny,
>>> silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together
again.
>>>
>>> The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"
>>>
>>> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I
dunno. I
>>> ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life , I ain't
got no
>>> idea'r what it is."
>>>
>>> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat
old
>>> lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
>>>button.
>>> The walls opened and
>>> the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed
and
>>>the
>>> boy
>>> and his father watched the small circular number above the walls
light
>>>up
>>> sequentially.
>>>
>>> They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then
the
>>> numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened
up
>>> again
>>> and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
>>>
>>> The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly
to
>>>his
>>> son,
>>>
>>> "Boy..................go git cha Momma!"...............
>>>
>>>
and
>>> they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.
>>>
>>> The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They
>>> were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
>>>shiny,
>>> silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together
again.
>>>
>>> The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"
>>>
>>> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I
dunno. I
>>> ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life , I ain't
got no
>>> idea'r what it is."
>>>
>>> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat
old
>>> lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
>>>button.
>>> The walls opened and
>>> the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed
and
>>>the
>>> boy
>>> and his father watched the small circular number above the walls
light
>>>up
>>> sequentially.
>>>
>>> They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then
the
>>> numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened
up
>>> again
>>> and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.
>>>
>>> The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly
to
>>>his
>>> son,
>>>
>>> "Boy..................go git cha Momma!"...............
>>>
>>>