burnet44
04-08-2007, 06:58 PM
The Rabbit and the Blonde
A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately the rabbit
jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as
well as an animal lover, pulls
over and gets out to see what
has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the
side of the road and pulls
over.
She steps out of the car
and asks the man what's
wrong.
'I feel terrible,' ! he explains,
'I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it.'
The blonde says, 'Don't worry.'
She runs to her car and pulls out
a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead
rabbit, bends down, and sprays
the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw
at the two of them and hops off
down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another
10 feet, turns and waves, hops
another ten feet, turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again
and again, until he hops out of
sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
'What is in that can? What did you spray
on that rabbit?'
The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(This is bad!)
(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
(You can still delete it)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says,
'Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.'
A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately the rabbit
jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as
well as an animal lover, pulls
over and gets out to see what
has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay,
the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the
side of the road and pulls
over.
She steps out of the car
and asks the man what's
wrong.
'I feel terrible,' ! he explains,
'I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it.'
The blonde says, 'Don't worry.'
She runs to her car and pulls out
a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead
rabbit, bends down, and sprays
the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw
at the two of them and hops off
down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another
10 feet, turns and waves, hops
another ten feet, turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again
and again, until he hops out of
sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
'What is in that can? What did you spray
on that rabbit?'
The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(This is bad!)
(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
(You can still delete it)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says,
'Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.'