Astrosdawg07
04-01-2007, 05:38 PM
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front
>> of St. Peter at the
>> Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind
>> him. He asked, "What
>> are all those clocks?"
>>
>> St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
>> on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
>>
>> "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
>>
>> "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
>> indicating that she never told a lie."
>>
>> "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that
>> one?"
>>
>> St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."
>>
>> "Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
>>
>> "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it
>> as a ceiling fan."
>> of St. Peter at the
>> Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind
>> him. He asked, "What
>> are all those clocks?"
>>
>> St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
>> on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
>>
>> "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
>>
>> "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
>> indicating that she never told a lie."
>>
>> "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that
>> one?"
>>
>> St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."
>>
>> "Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
>>
>> "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it
>> as a ceiling fan."