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pirate44
03-29-2007, 08:14 PM
...is so fat, when the doctor told her she had a flesh eating disease, he gave her 86 years to live :D
44INAROW
03-29-2007, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
...is so fat, when the doctor told her she had a flesh eating disease, he gave her 86 years to live :D

Hey Koolaid..........
Phantom Stang
03-29-2007, 11:30 PM
Yo Mama's so fat.. when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips
Diocletian
03-30-2007, 12:01 AM
here

http://www.filefactory.com/file/89f52b/


i have uploaded the small program with 1000's of yomamma jokes in it all you got to do is click on it for the next "snap"
Phantom Stang
03-30-2007, 12:26 AM
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Maroon87
03-30-2007, 08:19 AM
Your mamma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
sww-bull52
03-30-2007, 08:56 AM
Yo Mamma's so fat, when she goes outside it's like a total eclipse.
BuffyMars
03-30-2007, 09:15 AM
I love yo momma jokes! Keep em' coming! :D
Old Tiger
03-30-2007, 09:17 AM
Yo mamma so fat that well she's just fat!
Sftball4Life
03-30-2007, 09:30 AM
Yo mamma is so fat......

she went to work wearing high heels and came home wearing flip flops. :crazy1:
Fotbol
03-30-2007, 09:40 AM
Yo Momma wears a Wig with a Chinstrap?
Old Tiger
03-30-2007, 09:43 AM
Your mom is not fat

Your mom is fat not

Your mom is fat.....NOT!
pirate44
03-30-2007, 09:50 AM
...is so fat, she put on the "little black dress" and she looked like outer space
Sftball4Life
03-30-2007, 09:52 AM
yo mamma is so fat......

she can't go skinny-dipping - she has to go chunky-dunking
pirate44
03-30-2007, 09:53 AM
....is so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin
BuffyMars
03-30-2007, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by pirate44
....is so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin

I just threw up a little.
venomous tat2
03-30-2007, 10:30 AM
YO momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Fotbol
03-30-2007, 10:55 AM
Yo momma's beard was neatly trimmed, who's her Barber?:twitch:
Blastoderm55
03-30-2007, 11:03 AM
...is so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside and she ran to get a spoon.
District303aPastPlayer
03-30-2007, 11:04 AM
teeth are so yellow, she got a job at the movie theatre spittin in popcorn
Sftball4Life
03-30-2007, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
teeth are so yellow, she got a job at the movie theatre spittin in popcorn

eewwwww...... I just threw up a lot
Old Tiger
03-30-2007, 11:08 AM
Yo mamma stank so bad that ***** just stanky!
District303aPastPlayer
03-30-2007, 11:09 AM
teeth so yellow, when she smiles, the world slows down...
crzyjournalist03
03-30-2007, 11:23 AM
yo momma so fat, on a family vacation, she tripped and fell into the grand canyon and got stuck...
Sftball4Life
03-30-2007, 11:32 AM
yo mamma is so fat.....

she chased the school bus down the street screaming "STOP THAT TWINKIE"
pirate44
03-30-2007, 12:37 PM
yo momma doesnt throw up.



sorry, i know its lame, but i was inspired by a few previous posts
crzyjournalist03
03-30-2007, 12:38 PM
Yo momma so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapper her momma.
burnet44
03-30-2007, 12:43 PM
Yo mama' so fat,
she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and ankle.
burnet44
03-30-2007, 12:44 PM
Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac


Yo momma's so fat,
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale


Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock