Friday Humor

[BuffyMars]

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE
Man Of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have
the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will
massage my feet and hands........then tomorrow, guess who's going to
dress me and comb my hair?"













The wife replied, "The frickin' funeral director would be my first guess."

[Gobbla2001]

OMG you're so funny :p

[CenTexSports]

A six year old boy and his mother were talking one day and the boy said to her, "Mom is 155 pounds a lot to weigh?" Flabergasted, she asked, "Why do you ask?"

The boy says that he had looked in her purse and had seen it on her drivers license. She scolded him and told him it wasn't polite to go through a woman's purse.

The boy then say "OK but I learned a lot from doing it."

Like What? asks the Mom.

Well I learned that you were 32 years old and why daddy left us.

Oh you did and why did daddy leave us?


Because it says that you got an "F" in sex.