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Darren
03-22-2007, 02:55 PM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?



I'm betting on at least 2-3 pounds....
sww-bull52
03-22-2007, 03:22 PM
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Bullaholic
03-22-2007, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by Darren
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?



I'm betting on at least 2-3 pounds....

Well, hold on now, Darren, there are some important factors to consider in today's world concerning this topic:


Are there any environmentally un-friendly by-products of this wood chucking?

What religion is this woodchuck? There are certain holy days in some religions which do not allow any labor to be done on those days.


Is this woodchuck currently drawing social security or welfare? If so, there will be limits to the amount of allowable "chucked" wood.

What sex is the woodchuck? There are certain times of the year devoted exclusively to making little woodchucks.
Darren
03-22-2007, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by Bullaholic
Well, hold on now, Darren, there are some important factors to consider in today's world concerning this topic:


Are there any environmentally un-friendly by-products of this wood chucking?

What religion is this woodchuck? There are certain holy days in some religions which do not allow any labor to be done on those days.


Is this woodchuck currently drawing social security or welfare? If so, there will be limits to the amount of allowable "chucked" wood.

What sex is the woodchuck? There are certain times of the year devoted exclusively to making little woodchucks.


Now that is funny.... lol
mustang59
03-22-2007, 04:08 PM
Ask Al Gore.
sww-bull52
03-22-2007, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by mustang59
Ask Al Gore.

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