bobcat1
03-15-2007, 12:03 PM
Brand New Corvette
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down
the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he
had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared up I-75. He pushed the
pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a
highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get
away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and
flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.
Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to
the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled
in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch.
"My shift ends in 10 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you
were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the
trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought
you were bringing her back"
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper :D
A senior citizen in Florida bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down
the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he
had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared up I-75. He pushed the
pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a
highway patrol trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get
away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it some more and
flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph.
Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." He pulled over to
the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled
in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch.
"My shift ends in 10 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you
were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked at the
trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I thought
you were bringing her back"
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper :D