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Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 02:56 PM
I wrote "The Dance", yet Garth records it and I never get credit for it :thinking:
carter08
03-14-2007, 02:59 PM
Was there a second writer, or did you act alone?
Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by carter08
Was there a second writer, or did you act alone?

I'm not sure, they're saying they found two pens...
carter08
03-14-2007, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
I'm not sure, they're saying they found two pens...

Did the pens appear to be hardly used, but said to gave been used in the writing of 7 songs?
Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by carter08
Did the pens appear to be hardly used, but said to gave been used in the writing of 7 songs?

one of the pens was traced to have written one song, "Lips of an Angel", but that's a whole other conspiracy, some people said it REALLY was Jack Ingram...

The other pen was traced to have written "The Dance", and that pen is mine...
44INAROW
03-14-2007, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
I wrote "The Dance", yet Garth records it and I never get credit for it :thinking:

you need to SUE ............... I bet Shankbear would give you a good deal :D
carter08
03-14-2007, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
one of the pens was traced to have written one song, "Lips of an Angel", but that's a whole other conspiracy, some people said it REALLY was Jack Ingram...

The other pen was traced to have written "The Dance", and that pen is mine...

did someone else use that pen while you were drinking a coke at the cafeteria
Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
you need to SUE ............... I bet Shankbear would give you a good deal :D

I just might have to do that... it's really BS...

too bad the movie "Minority Report" isn't true for songwriting, because everyone would know that "Friends in Low Places" was in MY head first...
Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by carter08
did someone else use that pen while you were drinking a coke at the cafeteria

it's possible I guess...

but it wouldn't explain what it was doing in between Governor Connally's legs decades before...
carter08
03-14-2007, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
it's possible I guess...

but it wouldn't explain what it was doing in between Governor Connally's legs decades before...

the pen stopped in midair and turned upwards

duh
Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by carter08
the pen stopped in midair and turned upwards

duh

the pen is not like that...
pirate4state
03-14-2007, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
one of the pens was traced to have written one song, "Lips of an Angel", but that's a whole other conspiracy, some people said it REALLY was Jack Ingram...

The other pen was traced to have written "The Dance", and that pen is mine...

OMG I heard the Jack Ingram verision of "Lips of an Angel" :hairpunk: :hairpunk: :hairpunk:
Txbroadcaster
03-14-2007, 03:10 PM
Sadly film of Gobbla writing the song has been edited and altered and now shows Garth writing it
carter08
03-14-2007, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
the pen is not like that...

take a picture of the pen
and then an x-ray

the pen might be a phony
carter08
03-14-2007, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
Sadly film of Gobbla writing the song has been edited and altered and now shows Garth writing it

although other versions show that it may be Gobbla
Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
Sadly film of Gobbla writing the song has been edited and altered and now shows Garth writing it

wow, I haven't heard of this... for years they have given the songwriting credits to some Tony guy...
Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by carter08
take a picture of the pen
and then an x-ray

the pen might be a phony

may have to do that... if they haven't gotten to it first :mad:
Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
the pen is...

bwahahaha
IHStangFan
03-14-2007, 03:18 PM
That's okay....I starred in "Apocolypse Now" but they used Photoshop and super-imposed Charlie Sheen over me in the version you see today.
Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by IHStangFan
That's okay....I starred in "Apocolypse Now" but they used Photoshop and super-imposed Charlie Sheen over me in the version you see today.

that is uncalled for...

I'm calling God...
BuffyMars
03-14-2007, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
that is uncalled for...

I'm calling God...

God is out of the office today. I called earlier and had to leave a voicemail. His secretary said he might be able to return my call tomorrow.
carter08
03-14-2007, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
that is uncalled for...

I'm calling God...

This is huge

Call Buddha and Vishnu too
Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by BuffyMars
God is out of the office today. I called earlier and had to leave a voicemail. His secretary said he might be able to return my call tomorrow.

Oh no... he... he couldn't be on their side.... could he? :confused: :( :doh:
BuffyMars
03-14-2007, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by carter08
This is huge

Call Buddha and Vishnu too

All Gods are down in Florida for Spring Break. Duh. Don't you watch MTV!
BuffyMars
03-14-2007, 03:24 PM
In fact I saw Buddha hitting a beer bong, it was crazy! It took like 10 people to hold him up during the kegstand.
Txbroadcaster
03-14-2007, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by BuffyMars
In fact I saw Buddha hitting a beer bong, it was crazy! It took like 10 people to hold him up during the kegstand.

LOL ur wrong
Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
LOL ur wrong

for reals... that's a gross image...
carter08
03-14-2007, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by BuffyMars
In fact I saw Buddha hitting a beer bong, it was crazy! It took like 10 people to hold him up during the kegstand.

The real Buddha was extremely skinny
BuffyMars
03-14-2007, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by carter08
The real Buddha was extremely skinny

Until he found beer.
Txbroadcaster
03-14-2007, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by BuffyMars
Until he found beer.

LOL so he is he the first ever with a beer belly?
Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by carter08
The real Buddha was extremely skinny

no, that's another conspiracy... some say he was kind of in between, doin' the low-carb...
BuffyMars
03-14-2007, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
LOL so he is he the first ever with a beer belly?

Yes, he is the founder of that fad. Its ancient.
Txbroadcaster
03-14-2007, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by BuffyMars
Yes, he is the founder of that fad. Its ancient.

Did he come up with bitter beer face as well?

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3254/buddhain6.jpg
IHStangFan
03-14-2007, 03:40 PM
did you guys know Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?
BuffyMars
03-14-2007, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
Did he come up with bitter beer face as well?

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/3254/buddhain6.jpg

I guess you haven't seen the famous statue. He has the bitter beer face....the one that looks like he is passing gas? Yeah that's him.

The picture didn't load for me the 1st time. Weird.

So you have seen it.
Txbroadcaster
03-14-2007, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by BuffyMars
I guess you haven't seen the famous statue. He has the bitter beer face....the one that looks like he is passing gas? Yeah that's him.

The picture didn't load for me the 1st time. Weird.

So you have seen it.

he looks very happy..Of course I do to after passing gas
IHStangFan
03-14-2007, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
he looks very happy..Of course I do to after passing gas hes not passing gas, he just looked up and saw the all you can eat mongolian buffet for 3.99....THATS what hes smiling about.
BuffyMars
03-14-2007, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
he looks very happy..Of course I do to after passing gas

Its the beer. It bloats him.
carter08
03-14-2007, 03:46 PM
lets leave religion out of this

the question is is garth brooks a thief
GreenMonster
03-14-2007, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by carter08
lets leave religion out of this

the question is is garth brooks a thief Who cares, in the early 90's Garth Brooks could crap in a box, wrap it in cellophane, slap a price sticker on it, and ship it the stores and everyone would buy it and tell all of their friends to buy it too. The real question is "What is it that Trisha Yearwood really does that turns Garth's crank?"
BuffyMars
03-14-2007, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by GreenMonster
Who cares, in the early 90's Garth Brooks could crap in a box, wrap it in cellophane, slap a price sticker on it, and ship it the stores and everyone would buy it and tell all of their friends to buy it too. The real question is "What is it that Trisha Yearwood really does that turns Garth's crank?"

I don't like either one of them, nor did I EVER like Garth Brooks. I was hoping his ship would sink and never ever resurface again. And her too. Oh. That's how I feel about all country. Woops.
Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 03:59 PM
SHUT UP GM

Trish Yearwood was my pillow when I was 8 :mad:
Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
SHUT UP GM

Trish Yearwood was my pillow when I was 8 :mad:

don't everybody freak out at once now
carter08
03-14-2007, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
don't everybody freak out at once now

sorry
i was looking at film of the writing process

it does look like the person's face does not belong to the body
Gobbla2001
03-14-2007, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by carter08
sorry
i was looking at film of the writing process

it does look like the person's face does not belong to the body

yes the body is very small