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[BuffyMars]

What would you do if you had three midgets, an eight ball, four ounces of baby powder, a yacht, a unicorn, twelve pounds of ketchup, a tube of KY jelly, a trampoline, two rice crispy treats and the koraan? Take your time.

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
What would you do if you had three midgets, an eight ball, four ounces of baby powder, a yacht, a unicorn, twelve pounds of ketchup, a tube of KY jelly, a trampoline, two rice crispy treats and the koraan? Take your time.

I would build a nuclear reactor

[Bullaholic]

Easy answer---call G2---he's an expert with all that every week.

[carter08]

I would put them all in a cage and charge admission

[pirate4state]

I am almost scared to see G2's response!! Almost. :helpme:

[Blastoderm55]

Depends on what kind of eight ball we're talking about.

And does the trampoline have one of those safety nets?

[piratebg]

To be honest, one tube of KY is just not gonna cut it. :devil:

[BuffyMars]

Originally posted by Blastoderm55
Depends on what kind of eight ball we're talking about.

And does the trampoline have one of those safety nets?

A magic eight ball and the trampoline has no net.

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
A magic eight ball and the trampoline has no net.

magic eight ball can mean so many things

[BuffyMars]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
magic eight ball can mean so many things

The one with water in it!!! :mad:

[Blastoderm55]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
A magic eight ball and the trampoline has no net.

Well that puts a damper on things. :(

[pirate4state]

ROFL! OMG I asked Terry the same question. What kind of 8 ball. LMAO! :evillol:

[Gobbla2001]

What would you do if you had three midgets, an eight ball, four ounces of baby powder, a yacht, a unicorn, twelve pounds of ketchup, a tube of KY jelly, a trampoline, two rice crispy treats and the koraan?

I'd put 'em all on my yacht, give the KY Jelly, baby powder and ketchup to the midgets and the unicorn, then video tape it (I had a camera before I had all of this other crap)... I'd tie one of the midgets to the eight ball and drop him in the water, just to see if the eight ball could drown him... I'd jump on the trampoline all day... I'd soon get tired of the midgets and the unicorn, so I'd give 'em the koraan and the rice crispy treats and drop 'em off in the middle-east somewhere... the koraan so they fit in (because lord knows this weird Hobbit lookin' company wouldn't fit in the middle east without it) and the Rice Crispy treats so they do not starve in the desert...

[GreenGobbla]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
A magic eight ball and the trampoline has no net.

dang. magic? no net?

[garageoffice]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
What would you do if you had three midgets, an eight ball, four ounces of baby powder, a yacht, a unicorn, twelve pounds of ketchup, a tube of KY jelly, a trampoline, two rice crispy treats and the koraan? Take your time.

It's a little known fact that this exact combination can be used to open a portal to an alternate dimension. Well, the midgets aren't actually required, it's just easier that way.

:D

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
What would you do if you had three midgets, an eight ball, four ounces of baby powder, a yacht, a unicorn, twelve pounds of ketchup, a tube of KY jelly, a trampoline, two rice crispy treats and the koraan? Take your time.
I could do alot but I would have to be able to bring roofies into the senario

[IHStangFan]

Lets see...I'd sell the yacht on ebay, buy a small ranch in Montana, sell the midgets to the circus and put that money away for my kid's college, the two rice crispy treats could tide me over because I woudnt have anything to eat w/ the ketschup so I'd use that to stage a very elaborate home video horror scene, the KY would fuel my alternative fuel generator at the ranch, and I'd use the Korran to scoop up unicorn sh*t in the barn at the ranch...as I would keep the unicorn to grant me wishes and charge a fee to curious onlookers who wanted to see it.

[BILLYFRED0000]

I'd send them a billion net flick movies.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
What would you do if you had three midgets, an eight ball, four ounces of baby powder, a yacht, a unicorn, twelve pounds of ketchup, a tube of KY jelly, a trampoline, two rice crispy treats and the koraan? Take your time. how big is this tube of ky jelly..........:thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

[Fotbol]

Sounds like the recipe for an Illegal drug.:eek:

[IHS Fan]

what sex are the midgets? Denny Crane came to mind right away.