I'm Made Outta Laffy Taffy

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

:D

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
:D last night was.....amaaaaaaZing hahaha

"get tha gun, go up stairs and cap them foo's"

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

I've already told you, you cannot find bananas here at this time of the hour.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I've already told you, you cannot find bananas here at this time of the hour. i like money.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
i like money.

I could really go for some Starbucks right about now.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I could really go for some Starbucks right about now. I don't really think we have time for a hj, gary

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

You like money and sex? I can't believe we have so much in common. We should hang out.

[DU_stud04]

There was a time when reading wasn't just for hoo-hoo's. And neither was writing. People wrote books and movies. Movies with stories, that made you care about who's butt it was and why it was farting. And I believe that time can come again!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
There was a time when reading wasn't just for hoo-hoo's. And neither was writing. People wrote books and movies. Movies with stories, that made you care about who's butt it was and why it was farting. And I believe that time can come again!

U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D It says here you robbed a hospital. Why'd you do that?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
It says here you robbed a hospital. Why'd you do that?

I'll base your face. :mad:

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I'll base your face. :mad:
you'd like techno if you had robot ears....

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
you'd like techno if you had robot ears....

I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but I think it will be worth it.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but I think it will be worth it. Wow, J.P, that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Wow, J.P, that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?

I hate your face.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I hate your face. Dude, flogging your dolphin on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Dude, flogging your dolphin on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary.


Dude, you sleep on a car bed.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Dude, you sleep on a car bed. Yeah, but it's a freakin sweet car.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Yeah, but it's a freakin sweet car.

Hey, do you mind if I crash on your couch tonight?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Hey, do you mind if I crash on your couch tonight? Whoa, I don't know, man. I got a business to run. This is like my office as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Whoa, I don't know, man. I got a business to run. This is like my office as well as my home. Plus, the lion comes in a couple days.


A lion? Why don't you just get a dog like everyone else?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
A lion? Why don't you just get a dog like everyone else? Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody messes with a lion.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody messes with a lion.

Why are you putting up your Christmas tree? It's July.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Why are you putting up your Christmas tree? It's July. Who wants a piece of the grey bush?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Who wants a piece of the grey bush?

Wait, you're the reason that Alex hasn't been getting any sleep?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Wait, you're the reason that Alex hasn't been getting any sleep? Whoa, chill bro... You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Whoa, chill bro... You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.

Who's that, Captain Planet?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Who's that, Captain Planet? Colgate for the juggeranut aint that a shame

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Colgate for the juggeranut aint that a shame

Where's my fifty dollars? You know you owe me from last time.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Where's my fifty dollars? You know you owe me from last time. i custom made yo suite, dont you see what im wearin?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
i custom made yo suite, dont you see what im wearin?

I got my helmet back!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I got my helmet back! commence explosion dodging......

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
commence explosion dodging......

Ohh...I like 'em strong.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Ohh...I like 'em strong. silly girl, your weapons cannot harm me!!!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
silly girl, your weapons cannot harm me!!!

Ahh, she's throwin' firecrackers at me. :mad:

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Ahh, she's throwin' firecrackers at me. :mad: i like your raincoat...you cant run... you cant run

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
i like your raincoat...you cant run... you cant run

The Jolly Green Giant? I thought you only be sellin' green beans and stuff?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
The Jolly Green Giant? I thought you only be sellin' green beans and stuff? juggs aint got no power steering

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
juggs aint got no power steering

Now I can either take it, or you can give it to me willin'ly.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Now I can either take it, or you can give it to me willin'ly. do you not know who i am? he must not know whoi am....IM THE JUGGERNAUT mustard! imma hit ya with ya own pimp!!!!!!!!!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
do you not know who i am? he must not know whoi am....IM THE JUGGERNAUT mustard! imma hit ya with ya own pimp!!!!!!!!!

Mustard? Ain't that a B? I'm Ketchup.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Mustard? Ain't that a B? I'm Ketchup. yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa.....v-dub baby

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa.....v-dub baby

I love me a Volkswagon, I gotta find one.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I love me a Volkswagon, I gotta find one. where you hiding the girls charles? are they in here??? LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
where you hiding the girls charles? are they in here??? LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot I was afraid of heights. Good thing I got these steel toed house shoes on.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I forgot I was afraid of heights. Good thing I got these steel toed house shoes on. why are things always fallin?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
why are things always fallin?

Stop looking at me swan.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Stop looking at me swan. dont judge me monkey

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
dont judge me monkey

Monkey is a fast learner.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Monkey is a fast learner. dude....im way too baked to drive to the devils house...... monkey????

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
dude....im way too baked to drive to the devils house...... monkey????

DRIVE MONKEY, DRIVE!!!!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
DRIVE MONKEY, DRIVE!!!! dude, whats that ringing? i think i have a tumor

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
dude, whats that ringing? i think i have a tumor

No, I think that's the telephone.

[DU_stud04]

yea, the whole lion idea was a bad idea....thats why im teaching monkey taekwondo

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
yea, the whole lion idea was a bad idea....thats why im teaching monkey taekwondo

You forgot smoking lamp.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
You forgot smoking lamp. Dr. Shakalu brought my some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Dr. Shakalu brought my some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.

If I would have known company was coming over I would have trimmed my antlers.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
If I would have known company was coming over I would have trimmed my antlers. dude.....my grandma drank all my pot.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
dude.....my grandma drank all my pot.


You know, on a sidenote, would drinking the pot make you stoned? I would think so....

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
You know, on a sidenote, would drinking the pot make you stoned? I would think so.... we're on fire now....just noticed....(also on a side note)

[Bull19]

WE ALL KNOW WHAT THEY SAT ABOUT RAP,,,,,RAP=CRAP

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Bull19
WE ALL KNOW WHAT THEY SAT ABOUT RAP,,,,,RAP=CRAP go away.....

[Bull19]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
go away.....


I WILL WHEN RAP DIES AND IS NEVER CALLED "MUSIC" AGAIN

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Leave my elevator alone!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Bull19
I WILL WHEN RAP DIES AND IS NEVER CALLED "MUSIC" AGAIN rap called me...told me he would die when you stopped typing in all caps.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Leave my elevator alone! oh yea......i think it would have the same effect as eating it.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

You went to law school at Costco?

[Bull19]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
rap called me...told me he would die when you stopped typing in all caps.

HOW DO YOU KNOW RAP IS A MALE?:confused:

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Bull19
HOW DO YOU KNOW RAP IS A MALE?:confused: he called me!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad:

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
You went to law school at Costco? thats not what he said.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
thats not what he said.

My dad was an alumnus, so he pulled some strings to get me in.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
My dad was an alumnus, so he pulled some strings to get me in. well....according to this chart....your stuff is all wrong.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
well....according to this chart....your stuff is all wrong.

Put this one in your mouth, this one in your ear, and this one in your butt...errr, wait...

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Put this one in your mouth, this one in your ear, and this one in your butt...errr, wait... owwww, my balls

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
owwww, my balls


That's just how that went on TV.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
That's just how that went on TV. do you have bathrooms or do i have to crap in a plant?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
do you have bathrooms or do i have to crap in a plant?

On a sidenote, I liked how Beef Supreme was too stupid and needed directions from the crowd to find Joe.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
On a sidenote, I liked how Beef Supreme was too stupid and needed directions from the crowd to find Joe. on a side note, the popcorn did not fill me up and kepdawg's hungry thread is making me........hungry :(

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
on a side note, the popcorn did not fill me up and kepdawg's hungry thread is making me........hungry :(

On a side note, we have four left over pork chops from supper, along with some mashed potatoes. You're welcome to them.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
On a side note, we have four left over pork chops from supper, along with some mashed potatoes. You're welcome to them. on a side note, my mouth is watering.

on another side note, might make a trip to aggieland for a baseball game sometime.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
on a side note, my mouth is watering.

on another side note, might make a trip to aggieland for a baseball game sometime.

Side Note: Let me know when you're in town and I can get you in for free.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Side Note: Let me know when you're in town and I can get you in for free.
side note: mavs are losing to golden state :D by 23 :D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
side note: mavs are losing to golden state :D by 23 :D

Are you serial?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Are you serial? no, but i do have a raging clue over here.

side note. its 28 now

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

I'm thirsty.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I'm thirsty.


starbucks?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
starbucks?

I have this big wad of money. Do you think it's for latte's?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I have this big wad of money. Do you think it's for latte's? tell tom cruise to come out of the closet

[pirate4state]

LOL

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
tell tom cruise to come out of the closet

Why? You're the one standing right beside him. I've been chillin' in the living room with Katie Holmes.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Why? You're the one standing right beside him. I've been chillin' in the living room with Katie Holmes. hahaha,

for the win.

someone who annoys you.

N _ G G E R S

for the win, what is your answer gary?


(quote from southpark)

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

I know the answer, I just can't say it.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I know the answer, I just can't say it. for the win and all the money....and katie holmes......

5 seconds....

[carter08]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
hahaha,

for the win.

someone who annoys you.

N _ G G E R S

for the win, what is your answer gary?


(quote from southpark)

NAGGERS

PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!!!!

Stop yelling at me

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
for the win and all the money....and katie holmes......

5 seconds....

Umm...umm...alright, I would like to solve the puzzle.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Umm...umm...alright, I would like to solve the puzzle. :D

speaking of..... here is the episode (http://allabout-sp.net/season11/1101.php) watch it...enjoy :D

southpark episode 1101

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
:D

speaking of..... here is the episode (http://allabout-sp.net/season11/1101.php) watch it...enjoy :D

southpark episode 1101

I :inlove: Katie Holmes.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I :inlove: Katie Holmes. im not shaving till may.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
im not shaving till may.

You want to blame somebody, blame yourself.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
You want to blame somebody, blame yourself. or cutting my hair.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
or cutting my hair.


My hair is short, so I have to stay cleanly shaven.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
My hair is short, so I have to stay cleanly shaven. my leather is so soft.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
my leather is so soft.

It still stings when you swing it with such force.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
It still stings when you swing it with such force. i have a belly button

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

We all have belly-buttons, and we all love Yoohoo.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
We all have belly-buttons, and we all love Yoohoo. im going to whataburger.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
im going to whataburger.

I'm going to sleep. We'll continue this tomorrow.

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I'm going to sleep. We'll continue this tomorrow.
.
I guess well see your band new shiny v***** after the day changes over. :eek: :D

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
I guess well see your band new shiny v***** after the day changes over. :eek: :D hahahaha

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by SintonFan
.
I guess well see your band new shiny v***** after the day changes over. :eek: :D

Why you little burger punk. :mad:

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Why you little burger punk. :mad: im a part time stripper, sell candy and i do hair.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
im a part time stripper, sell candy and i do hair.

I custom made yo suit!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I custom made yo suit! ohh look.... a liopleurodon

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
ohh look.... a liopleurodon

Come to Candy Mountain, Charlie!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Come to Candy Mountain, Charlie! yea, were going on an adventure!!! yeeaa, candy mountain!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
yea, were going on an adventure!!! yeeaa, candy mountain!

There's no such thing as Candy Mountain.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
There's no such thing as Candy Mountain. we found a map to candy mountain...... yeeeaaa cchhaarrrlliiieeee !!!!!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
we found a map to candy mountain...... yeeeaaa cchhaarrrlliiieeee !!!!!

Juggs, I got a problem there's something seriously wrong with you.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Juggs, I got a problem there's something seriously wrong with you. aaaahhhh!!!!! they took my kidney! :(

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
aaaahhhh!!!!! they took my kidney! :(

Goodbye Charlie!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Goodbye Charlie! juggs aint got no power steering!

side note: ill be on later tonight, gotta drive back and then practice :( i shall be dead when im back on hahahaha

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
juggs aint got no power steering!

side note: ill be on later tonight, gotta drive back and then practice :( i shall be dead when im back on hahahaha

LOOK AT MY BICEPS!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
LOOK AT MY BICEPS! uuuuuuuggggggggggggggggg

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
uuuuuuuggggggggggggggggg

Why are we on this bridge?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Why are we on this bridge?
side note: mavs lose again :)

dirk for mvc(most valuable choker)

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
side note: mavs lose again :)

dirk for mvc(most valuable choker)

Go comb yo beard, I don't wanna hear that! :mad:

[JJ7997]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Go comb yo beard, I don't wanna hear that! :mad:

He could, but the dingleberrys will tear the comb up.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Go comb yo beard, I don't wanna hear that! :mad: side note : i cracked my helmet today, and need to find one and repaint it by next week :(

anyone want to donate a football helmet? size xl

:(

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
side note : i cracked my helmet today, and need to find one and repaint it by next week :(

anyone want to donate a football helmet? size xl

:(

Man, you got that in the fourth grade.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Man, you got that in the fourth grade. hahahaha

side note: i really messed up last night.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Was Charles hidin' the girls again?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Was Charles hidin' the girls again? charles told the girl to leave before i was done talking to her.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
charles told the girl to leave before i was done talking to her.

The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story, "The Puppy Who Lost his Way" and you see, the puppy was like industry, and they were both lost in the woods, and nobody, especially the little boy "society" didn't know where to find them.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story, "The Puppy Who Lost his Way" and you see, the puppy was like industry, and they were both lost in the woods, and nobody, especially the little boy "society" didn't know where to find them. Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Okay? A simple wrong would have been fine, but thanks.

[DU_stud04]

Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock: r-o-k?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock: r-o-k?

Yeah, what's your point?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Yeah, what's your point? r-o-C-k!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
r-o-C-k!

The "c" is silent.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
The "c" is silent. :doh:


Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
:doh:


Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?

Jack Nicholson now, or Jack Nicholson 1974?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Jack Nicholson now, or Jack Nicholson 1974? hmmm..... jack nicholson 74

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
hmmm..... jack nicholson 74

Meg Ryan

[DU_stud04]

I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.

If you're gonna stay at home today, you can help me shave my armpits.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
If you're gonna stay at home today, you can help me shave my armpits. :eek:

Ohhh God, ill go to school.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

There's something important I was supposed to do today?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
There's something important I was supposed to do today? drink five daiquiris????

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
drink five daiquiris????

No, he remembered to do that.

[DU_stud04]

...

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
No, he remembered to do that. its nudey magazine day :)

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
its nudey magazine day :)

Aww, Eric is pregnant, CONGRATULATIONS. Oh, feel those kicks, he's gonna be a soccer playa. He is. He isssssss.

[DU_stud04]

No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.

O'Doyle, I have a feeling you and your entire family are going down, but as for right now, I have to study.

[DU_stud04]

sometimes i feel like an idiot....but i am an idiot so it kinda works out.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
sometimes i feel like an idiot....but i am an idiot so it kinda works out.

Hey Sideburns, you want some of this milk?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Hey Sideburns, you want some of this milk? id rather have a beer...

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

The Mucuous Queen is yours.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
The Mucuous Queen is yours. Oh Veronica Vaughn! So hot! Want to touch the hiney! Arrroooooooo!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Oh Veronica Vaughn! So hot! Want to touch the hiney! Arrroooooooo!

I bet you won't touch her boob.

[neck_06]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I bet you won't touch her boob.

thats assault brotha.......you double dare me? :devil:

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by neck_06
thats assault brotha.......you double dare me? :devil: uhhh miss vaughn....i was wonderin how long theres to get there.... i need to go to the bathroom. :D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
uhhh miss vaughn....i was wonderin how long theres to get there.... i need to go to the bathroom. :D

Billy, why don't you go sit down...I double dare you...

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Billy, why don't you go sit down...I double dare you... that.... tit..... accident......

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
that.... tit..... accident......

Yeah, sure it was Billy. Go sit down.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Yeah, sure it was Billy. Go sit down. ........i.......... yes......:speech:

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
........i.......... yes......:speech:

Who would steal thirty sacked lunches?

[Txbroadcaster]

Mr. Gary what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Who would steal thirty sacked lunches? i guess that snack pack is pretty good huh???

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
Mr. Gary what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

A simple wrong would have done just fine, but thanks....

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
i guess that snack pack is pretty good huh???

You KNOW I love snack packs. Why won't you just give me a snack pack?

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
A simple wrong would have done just fine, but thanks....

Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
i guess that snack pack is pretty good huh???

I thought I was your snack pack

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
I thought I was your snack pack you know how badly i could beat you right now?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
I thought I was your snack pack

Oh my God, that's the grossest thing I've ever heard.

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Oh my God, that's the grossest thing I've ever heard.

Are you in Loser Denial?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

My suit's so tight!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
My suit's so tight! juggernaut feels good and is tired.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
juggernaut feels good and is tired.

Sometimes I put it on the Discovery Channel to watch the hippopatamuses...It's a shame.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Sometimes I put it on the Discovery Channel to watch the hippopatamuses...It's a shame. making koolaid....time to sing the koolaid song :D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
making koolaid....time to sing the koolaid song :D

The last time I went to Juggrasic Park, I got my haircut by a velocilraptor and a Prince Albert.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
The last time I went to Juggrasic Park, I got my haircut by a velocilraptor and a Prince Albert. hahaha
http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/koolaid.jpg

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
hahaha
http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/koolaid.jpg

Drink Up.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Drink Up. http://sveilien.com/media/koolaid.gif

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
http://sveilien.com/media/koolaid.gif
5 second rule?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
5 second rule? party foul :(

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
party foul :(

Ain't that a shame?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Ain't that a shame? its almost as bad as calling you mustard when your ketchup.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
its almost as bad as calling you mustard when your ketchup.

I know, and it's just as bad as when people don't know my spaceship is a Dodge.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I know, and it's just as bad as when people don't know my spaceship is a Dodge. did i tell you i got a new helmet?:D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
did i tell you i got a new helmet?:D

Yep, it's a shame you had to get rid of your old one, you got that when you was in the fourth grade.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Yep, it's a shame you had to get rid of your old one, you got that when you was in the fourth grade. the new one is blue and scuffed already :D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
the new one is blue and scuffed already :D

Mine is maroon. :D
I knocked a guy silly the other day, seriously, he was stumbling around and said he couldn't hear anything for a minute. It was awesome. :cool:

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Mine is maroon. :D
I knocked a guy silly the other day, seriously, he was stumbling around and said he couldn't hear anything for a minute. It was awesome. :cool: i hit the guard in the mouth off the ball and knocked him back into the runningback, got a two for 1 deal :D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
i hit the guard in the mouth off the ball and knocked him back into the runningback, got a two for 1 deal :D

Great success!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Great success! success indeed. i froze my mouthpiece in koolaid last night :) hahaha

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
success indeed. i froze my mouthpiece in koolaid last night :) hahaha

I make a sexy time with my Mother in-law.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I make a sexy time with my Mother in-law. verrrryyyyy niiiicceee

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
verrrryyyyy niiiicceee

That suit is NOT black.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
That suit is NOT black. ohhh look, an eagle!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_VlVckrUgY)

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
ohhh look, an eagle!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_VlVckrUgY)


Hehehe

[DU_stud04]

i think i saw your friend last week playing softball at the intramural fields for his dorm.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
i think i saw your friend last week playing softball at the intramural fields for his dorm.

Big Pat from the Wood?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Big Pat from the Wood? i thought he was from the dale?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
i thought he was from the dale?

He is, we just call him that though.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
He is, we just call him that though. ........well then yes, i saw
Big Pat from the Wood.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
........well then yes, i saw
Big Pat from the Wood.

Did he see your spaceship?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Did he see your spaceship? nope. is it a dodge as well?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
nope. is it a dodge as well?

No, re-read what I posted and then get back to me. ;)

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
No, re-read what I posted and then get back to me. ;) haha, no, he didnt see MY spaceship, my friend drove haha

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
haha, no, he didnt see MY spaceship, my friend drove haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4 later, im watching the jeff dunham videos now :D

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4 hey charlie.... lets go to candy mountain.... :)

[DU_stud04]

do you not know who i am???????

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
do you not know who i am???????


He must not know who you are.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
He must not know who you are. "dont be a fool, use a condiment" hahaha

[DU_stud04]

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g115/mexmustangs04/l_e98fadfc3e44598a788e486c61bbe056.jpg

i aprove..... :D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Very nice, how much?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Very nice, how much? just the cost of starbucks. ;)

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
just the cost of starbucks. ;)

I have all of this money. Do you think it's for lattes?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I have all of this money. Do you think it's for lattes? i like money.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
i like money.

I like money too. I can't believe we have so much in common, we should hang out.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
we should hang out. i would like that NOT very much

:)

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Go away, batin'

[DU_stud04]

is this made outta cookie dough?

[burnet44]

Total Posts: 225

User Posts
DU_stud04 109
BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END 104

yeah right

[carter08]

this thread makes me laugh.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by burnet44
Total Posts: 225

User Posts
DU_stud04 109
BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END 104

yeah right dont hijack our thread :mad: :mad: :mad:


:D

[carter08]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
dont hijack our thread :mad: :mad: :mad:


:D

Can I hijack it instead?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by carter08
Can I hijack it instead? only when mustard washes the dodge.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
only when mustard washes the dodge.


Bow down to a true pimp.

[carter08]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
only when mustard washes the dodge.

Todd or Riley?

[DU_stud04]

this aint the right stuff.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
this aint the right stuff.

Don't you see my outfit? I'm a part-time stripper, AND I do hair.

[DU_stud04]

picachu, what you doing man?