BTEXDAD
03-08-2007, 10:10 AM
A Texas preacher began speaking on the pulpit. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one that a Christian community can not tolerate. I want the person who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and our congregation."
No one moved and the preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit that this was a falsehood? Remember you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet, then slowly, a gorgeous blonde rose up in the third row. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend, there's been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends you were a wizard under the sheets."
No one moved and the preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit that this was a falsehood? Remember you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet, then slowly, a gorgeous blonde rose up in the third row. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend, there's been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends you were a wizard under the sheets."