smustangs
02-23-2007, 03:08 PM
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a
bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange.........orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your
mother may have sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
"Spit 'em out!They're a holes!"
bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange.........orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your
mother may have sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
"Spit 'em out!They're a holes!"