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theyoefnshow
02-22-2007, 03:12 PM
only in America....from Cnn.com....this man, was NO ninja....

Man Mistakes porn for rape:

OCONOMOWOC, Wisconsin (AP) -- A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning February 12, damaging the frame and lock. (Watch what damage Van Iveren allegedly left and how the neighbor will watch porn in the future )

"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"

The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.

The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs.

Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is scheduled to appear in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.

Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there.

"I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.

"I had the sword extended, but that was all," he said.

Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.

Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom.

BuffyMars
02-22-2007, 03:13 PM
Wow! Poor guy!:(

jason
02-22-2007, 03:14 PM
wow...i guess he was trying to be a good samaritan, 33 months in jail seems kind of harsh...he should just have to pay for the damage he caused...

BuffyMars
02-22-2007, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by jason
wow...i guess he was trying to be a good samaritan, 33 months in jail seems kind of harsh...he should just have to pay for the damage he caused...

I agree, I honestly feel bad for the guy!

jason
02-22-2007, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by BuffyMars
I agree, I honestly feel bad for the guy! i mean, if im ever being raped, i would hope a man with a sword tries to save me....

Buccaneer
02-22-2007, 03:19 PM
What do you expect? He is 39 and still lives with his mother!

SintonFan
02-22-2007, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by jason
i mean, if im ever being raped, i would hope a man with a sword tries to save me....
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:eek: :eek: :eek:

smustangs
02-22-2007, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by jason
wow...i guess he was trying to be a good samaritan, 33 months in jail seems kind of harsh...he should just have to pay for the damage he caused...
I agree that is a long time for what he did. He was just trying to save a damsal in distress.

TheDOCTORdre
02-22-2007, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by jason
i mean, if im ever being raped, i would hope a man with a sword tries to save me....
if someone comes in wielding a sword to save me and he lives with his mom at 39 I dont know if I really want to be saved by that wierdo

CHS_CG
02-22-2007, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by jason
i mean, if im ever being raped, i would hope a man with a sword tries to save me....


like you would ever get raped!

buff4ever
02-22-2007, 03:32 PM
it's the 39 living with mom in an apartment that still throws this case into crazy land. He may need at least 16 months to think about his situatation and sanity.

mustang04
02-22-2007, 03:32 PM
shows just how stupid our system is....makes me so mad...the guy actually and obviously is trying to do something right and he gets labeled w/ "criminal"....sry but that's bullsh*t to me

smustangs
02-22-2007, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by jason
i mean, if im ever being raped, i would hope a man with a sword tries to save me....

You cant rape the willing

BuffyMars
02-22-2007, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by mustang04
shows just how stupid our system is....makes me so mad...the guy actually and obviously is trying to do something right and he gets labeled w/ "criminal"....sry but that's bullsh*t to me

I agree, whether he is a dork or not, is completely irrelevant! :foul:

big daddy russ
02-22-2007, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
if someone comes in wielding a sword to save me and he lives with his mom at 39 I dont know if I really want to be saved by that wierdo
If I'm being raped by a halfway-decent-looking girl, I'm right there with you. If Ving Rhames is giving me the slippery monkey, I could care less who saves me as long as it happens.

shankbear
02-22-2007, 04:01 PM
what a maroon

jason
02-22-2007, 04:03 PM
i dont see why we are labeling him a moron - he heard what he heard, and decided to take action....

you cant blame him, or other good people, just because some people, excluding myself, watch porn with the volume turned up too loud....