Black_Magic
02-21-2007, 02:07 PM
Never piss off a Texas woman
A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband
in
bed
with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and
cutting
calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door,
and into the tool shed out back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and
removed
the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up
Cowboy
was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off
with
that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's
hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to
town
for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."
A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband
in
bed
with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and
cutting
calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door,
and into the tool shed out back of the barn.
She put his tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and
removed
the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up
Cowboy
was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off
with
that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's
hand and said, "Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire, and go to
town
for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."