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Adidas410s
02-20-2007, 04:22 PM
I found this written in an auction for 2 tickets to the Mavs/Heat rematch on Thursday...it gave me a good laugh! ;)

Assumptions:
1) Special titanium plated whistles will be forged specifically for use in the game.
1) Mark Cuban will be called for a foul immediately after looking in the general vicinity of Dwyane Wade during halftime.
2) Shaq "The Big Diesel" will come out of the closet and openly admit he actually uses unleaded.
3) I may get so drunk, I'll actually cheer for Austin Croshere.

Prediction:
Dallas Mavericks 103 -- Miami Heat 95 (43 of which will be Dwyane Wade free throws).