burnet44
02-18-2007, 09:25 AM
The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch
then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior,
asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."
She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of
that Viagra stuff."
Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out
of her rocker and begins to put on her coat. He says, "Where the hell
are you going"? She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too." He says,
"Why, what do you need?" She says, "If you're going to start using
that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."
then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior,
asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."
She says, "Why, are you sick?" He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of
that Viagra stuff."
Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out
of her rocker and begins to put on her coat. He says, "Where the hell
are you going"? She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too." He says,
"Why, what do you need?" She says, "If you're going to start using
that rusty old thing, I'm getting a tetanus shot."