bobcat1
02-15-2007, 10:42 AM
MIRACLE CRASH
A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a
snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, So you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign that
we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you
completely, this must be a sign!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely we should drink this wine, celebrate our good fortune and see
where the evening leads." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies,
"No. I think I'll just wait for the police....
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil b#$@%es. Don't mess with them...:D
A beautiful woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a
snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, So you're a
man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign that
we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you
completely, this must be a sign!"
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely we should drink this wine, celebrate our good fortune and see
where the evening leads." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies,
"No. I think I'll just wait for the police....
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil b#$@%es. Don't mess with them...:D