kaorder1999
02-15-2007, 10:20 AM
COACHES OFFICE ANSWERING MACHINE!
The outgoing message:
"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of the football Program. In order to assist you in connecting to the right coach, please listen to all the options before making a selection:
* To lie about why your child is missed practice - Press 1
* To make excuses for why your child shouldn’t have to follow team rules- Press 2
* To complain about what we do without actually talking with someone in person - Press 3
* To swear at coaches - Press 4
* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you and discussed at Booster meetings - Press 5
* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -Press 6
* To request another coach, for the third time this year -Press 7
* To complain the coaches are too hard on the kids - Press 8
* To complain the coaches aren’t hard enough on the kids - Press 9
* To complain about coaches being inaccessible – just speak up, call us at work or at home, come up after a game, send an email, send a postcard, a text message or even come by our office.
* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, performance, attitude and that it's not the coaches’ fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!
The outgoing message:
"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of the football Program. In order to assist you in connecting to the right coach, please listen to all the options before making a selection:
* To lie about why your child is missed practice - Press 1
* To make excuses for why your child shouldn’t have to follow team rules- Press 2
* To complain about what we do without actually talking with someone in person - Press 3
* To swear at coaches - Press 4
* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you and discussed at Booster meetings - Press 5
* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -Press 6
* To request another coach, for the third time this year -Press 7
* To complain the coaches are too hard on the kids - Press 8
* To complain the coaches aren’t hard enough on the kids - Press 9
* To complain about coaches being inaccessible – just speak up, call us at work or at home, come up after a game, send an email, send a postcard, a text message or even come by our office.
* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, performance, attitude and that it's not the coaches’ fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day!