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Hansum Stranger
02-14-2007, 08:44 PM
A Marine stationed in Afganistan recently recieved a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is to great.

I must admit that I cheated on you twice since you've been gone and it's not fair to either of us, I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky


The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the pictures of the beautiful gals that he had collected from his buddies. There was 57 photo's in the envelope....along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky