Would you rather...

[crzyjournalist03]

In light of Ranger Mom's recent plea to get something going that everybody can be involved in, I submit "would you rather?". Here's how it works...

I start by giving two bad scenarios...the next poster chooses which scenario he'd rather do given that you have to choose one of the two, giving a detailed explanation as to why you chose the option that you did. After answering, you get to post the next "would you rather?". I've heard of games like it before, so I think this could be fun...so here's a start:

Would you rather:

Pee your pants in a shopping mall

or

Have a bird dropping hit you while you're sunbathing at the beach???

[carter08]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
In light of Ranger Mom's recent plea to get something going that everybody can be involved in, I submit "would you rather?". Here's how it works...

I start by giving two bad scenarios...the next poster chooses which scenario he'd rather do given that you have to choose one of the two, giving a detailed explanation as to why you chose the option that you did. After answering, you get to post the next "would you rather?". I've heard of games like it before, so I think this could be fun...so here's a start:

Would you rather:

Pee your pants in a shopping mall

or

Have a bird dropping hit you while you're sunbathing at the beach???

Bird Poop

Eat Willie Nelson's face
or
Lick sewage

[burnet44]

lick sewage
its just 1 lick
not the whole face


Would you rather coach basketball or soccer?

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by burnet44
lick sewage
its just 1 lick
not the whole face


Would you rather coach basketball or soccer?

coach basketball! Then you don't have to watch soccer!!!

Would you rather:

Eat hot dogs at every meal for a month

Eat deviled eggs at every meal for a month?

[carter08]

Originally posted by carter08
Bird Poop

Eat Willie Nelson's face
or
Lick sewage

Fine
Skip mine

:(

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by carter08
Fine
Skip mine

:(


yours didn't get skipped!

burnet answered sewage!

[burnet44]

hot dogs

Be Rosie's Assistant?
or
Be Billary's ASSistant?

[smustangs]

Originally posted by burnet44
hot dogs

Be Rosie's Assistant?
or
Be Billary's ASSistant?

be rosies assistant


shart yourself in public
or
throw up on your boss

[crzyjournalist03]

Throw up on my boss...then he has to clean up...not me!!!


Be lost in the desert

or

Be lost in a snow storm?

[smustangs]

lost in the snow

drowned
or
burned

[burnet44]

drowned

have sex with rosie
or
have sex with a different species

[sectionCwannabe]

Originally posted by burnet44
drowned

have sex with rosie
or
have sex with a different species

ummmm lol well different species.......

make out with Rosie O' donnel or Ellen Degeneris?

[big daddy russ]

Originally posted by sectionCwannabe
ummmm lol well different species.......

make out with Rosie O' donnel or Ellen Degeneris?
Ellen in a heartbeat. She's not a disgruntled lesbian, just a lesbian.

Let your kid go to a sleepover at Neverland Ranch (unattended) or get a cold sore and some bowel difficulties from Elton John?

[smustangs]

sleep over at neverland ranch

have micheal jackson move in or dennis rodman

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by smustangs
sleep over at neverland ranch

have micheal jackson move in or dennis rodman
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Dennis Rodman, at least you wouldn't have to keep sweeping up peices of his nose every monring.
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Would you rather...
get shocked with a 1,000,000 volt stun gun or shot in the foot with a high powered pellet gun?

[Blastoderm55]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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Dennis Rodman, at least you wouldn't have to keep sweeping up peices of his nose every monring.
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Would you rather...
get shocked with a 1,000,000 volt stun gun or shot in the foot with a high powered pellet gun?

Stun gun. Diabetes is hereditary. :p

Who would you rather give a sponge bath? Rosie O'Donnell or Dr. Phil?

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by Blastoderm55
Stun gun. Diabetes is hereditary. :p

Who would you rather give a sponge bath? Rosie O'Donnell or Dr. Phil?
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Oooooooooo
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Dr. Phil. I'm sure he'd be more OK when I show up with a pressure washer.
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What would you rather eat...
chocolate covered ant or chocolate covered grasshopper?

[TheDOCTORdre]

grasshopper

would you rather coach the Oakland Raiders or the Alabama Crimson Tide

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by TheDOCTORdre
grasshopper

would you rather coach the Oakland Raiders or the Alabama Crimson Tide alabama.... oakland is in cali, and cali will fall into the ocean in a few years....

die by torcher or die from being eaten alive?

[buff4ever]

the tide, easy one.

Would you rather walk on hot coals or broken glass.

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
alabama.... oakland is in cali, and cali will fall into the ocean in a few years....

die by torcher or die from being eaten alive?
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Eaten alive. I almost went through the "torcher" so there's always the chance an elephant would take your head first.
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Would you rather...
go to a lesbian nudist camp alone or a straight nudist camp for couples with your better half...

[bhtrainer]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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Eaten alive. I almost went through the "torcher" so there's always the chance an elephant would take your head first.
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Would you rather...
go to a lesbian nudist camp alone or a straight nudist camp for couples with your better half...

umm niether...but...i guess the straight one...even tho i have no better half...


would you rather...
kiss someone of the same sex in a very public place
or go streakin at a public sporting event...

[big daddy russ]

Originally posted by bhtrainer
umm niether...but...i guess the straight one...even tho i have no better half...


would you rather...
kiss someone of the same sex in a very public place
or go streakin at a public sporting event...
Streaking.

This one's for buff4ever:
Would you rather walk on hot coals or broken glass.

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by big daddy russ
Streaking.

This one's for buff4ever:
Would you rather walk on hot coals or broken glass.
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Broken glass since noone said I couldn't have my boots on.
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Would you rather...
hit your thumb with a hammer or get kicked in the groin. I think this has happened to all of us.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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Broken glass since noone said I couldn't have my boots on.
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Would you rather...
hit your thumb with a hammer or get kicked in the groin. I think this has happened to all of us. thumb....

would you rather get hit in the face by a bat swung by sammy sosa or get trapped in a cage with a gorilla

[big daddy russ]

Gorilla.

Spend the night with John Wayne Gacy or spend the day with Jessica Simpson?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by big daddy russ
Gorilla.

Spend the night with John Wayne Gacy or spend the day with Jessica Simpson? jessica simpson.....

take an easy class with no hot chicks or take the same class with a harder teacher just for the girls? might not pass the harder class either.

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
jessica simpson.....

take an easy class with no hot chicks or take the same class with a harder teacher just for the girls? might not pass the harder class either.

I take the easy class since I'm married!

would you rather

have to drive a Ford Pinto to work

or

have to drive an ugly hybrid to work?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
I take the easy class since I'm married!

would you rather

have to drive a Ford Pinto to work

or

have to drive an ugly hybrid to work? go hybrid!!!!

haha



would you rather be stuck on a tiny island with a horny oprah or a gay dr. phil?

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
go hybrid!!!!

haha



would you rather be stuck on a tiny island with a horny oprah or a gay dr. phil?

eek...horny oprah...just because I couldn't deal with being stuck there having Dr. Phil tell me how we should reach a compromise.

would you rather...

drink a glass of curdled milk

or

eat a sandwich with molded cheese?

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
eek...horny oprah...just because I couldn't deal with being stuck there having Dr. Phil tell me how we should reach a compromise.

would you rather...

drink a glass of curdled milk

or

eat a sandwich with molded cheese?
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lol compromise...
Gimme the penicillin moldy cheese anyday!
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Would you rather...
Get your tongue pierced with a rusty hook or belly button pierced by a lusty rook.

[crzyjournalist03]

Belly Button...I can't stand the thought of getting a tongue pierced!!!


Would you rather

sleep for 24 hours straight

or

stay awake for 24 hours straight?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Belly Button...I can't stand the thought of getting a tongue pierced!!!


Would you rather

sleep for 24 hours straight

or

stay awake for 24 hours straight? stay awake for 24 hours straight..... it would be easier.

drown in pudding or jello?

[burnet44]

pudding

be jerry jones
or
be al davis

[crzyjournalist03]

Jerry Jones...who wouldn't want to own the league's premier franchise???


Lick a frozen pole

or

get frostbite on your pinky toe?

[Who-dun-it!!?]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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Oooooooooo
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Dr. Phil. I'm sure he'd be more OK when I show up with a pressure washer.
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What would you rather eat...
chocolate covered ant or chocolate covered grasshopper?

Both are quite delicious

[Who-dun-it!!?]

die by torcher or die from being eaten alive? [/B][/QUOTE]


Torcher is nothing, I've been married 13 years.

[Who-dun-it!!?]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Jerry Jones...who wouldn't want to own the league's premier franchise???


Lick a frozen pole

or

get frostbite on your pinky toe?

Frozen pole with hot coffie in my hand.

Would you rather watch CNN reporting on Anna Nicole, or the weather channel doing an endless test of the emergency broadcast system?

[stangGirl2007]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03



Lick a frozen pole

or

get frostbite on your pinky toe?


Pinky Toe I guess :(



Would you rather drink a glass of rotten milk or eat moldy bread?

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Who-dun-it!!?
Frozen pole with hot coffie in my hand.

Would you rather watch CNN reporting on Anna Nicole, or the weather channel doing an endless test of the emergency broadcast system?

CNN...that test is freaking annoying!!!

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by stangGirl2007
Pinky Toe I guess :(



Would you rather drink a glass of rotten milk or eat moldy bread?

Moldy bread...the smell alone of rotten milk makes me gag!

Would you rather

Throw up on your first date with the person you've always wanted to date

or

Have them throw up on you twice in the same date?

[Who-dun-it!!?]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Moldy bread...the smell alone of rotten milk makes me gag!

Would you rather

Throw up on your first date with the person you've always wanted to date

or

Have them throw up on you twice in the same date?

me throw up on them, after 13 years of marriage, hindsight's 20-20

Would you rather have a frontal lobotamy, or a bottle in front of me?

[BuffyMars]

This thread disturbs me. I am afraid if I read every reply I may have haunted dreams....

[Who-dun-it!!?]

Originally posted by BuffyMars
This thread disturbs me. I am afraid if I read every reply I may have haunted dreams....

Would you rather have haunted dreams, or just be haunted?