pirate4state
02-07-2007, 03:06 PM
RECTUM STRETCHER
While she was "Flying" down the road yesterday, (10 miles
over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find
a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car and with that
classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's
your hurry?" to which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh, Yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?" "I'm a Rectum
Stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well, she said, "I start by
inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers,then
three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side
to side until I can get both hands in and then I slowly but
surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot a$$hole?" He asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Ticket- - - - - - - - - - $95.00
Court Costs_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _$45.00
Look on Cops Face_ _ _ _ _Priceless
:D :evillol: :D :evillol: :D
While she was "Flying" down the road yesterday, (10 miles
over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find
a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car and with that
classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's
your hurry?" to which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh, Yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?" "I'm a Rectum
Stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well, she said, "I start by
inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers,then
three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side
to side until I can get both hands in and then I slowly but
surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot a$$hole?" He asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Ticket- - - - - - - - - - $95.00
Court Costs_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _$45.00
Look on Cops Face_ _ _ _ _Priceless
:D :evillol: :D :evillol: :D