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BuffyMars
02-07-2007, 11:54 AM
I have seen quite a bit, but I just got a new one.

(Tapping fingers together....) Very interesting.

Funkenbush. :doh:

Gobbla2001
02-07-2007, 11:56 AM
my all time fav. is the Hallettsville Pekars...

Txbroadcaster
02-07-2007, 11:58 AM
so if they married and she kept last name

it would be

Peters-Funkenbush

44INAROW
02-07-2007, 12:00 PM
honest story here - we had a typing teacher in Cuero -

Sandy Dick............

and of course the newscaster in Victoria:

Harry Johnson.........

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Ranger Mom
02-07-2007, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
honest story here - we had a typing teacher in Cuero -

Sandy Dick............

and of course the newscaster in Victoria:

Harry Johnson.........

:eek: :eek: :eek:

That reminds me of story our maintenance guy here at the office told me.

We were talking one day while he was changing out a light bulb, and I mentioned that I went to school in Coahoma. He told me his wife used to teach there. After talking more, I realized she was there when I was still a student and I asked him what her name was. He said, "Linda Sue Dick".......I was kinda confused because I knew his name was Steve Denton.

I said.."oh, yall got married after she was in Coahoma", and he said "no"..his name was originally Steve Denton Dick....but he had the familys name legally changed to Denton when they moved to Midland....he said he was tired of being the only Dick in the phone book!!:D :D

44INAROW
02-07-2007, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
he said he was tired of being the only Dick in the phone book!!:D :D

lol funny

smustangs
02-07-2007, 12:16 PM
How about coach rusty buzzard for a strange name

crzyjournalist03
02-07-2007, 12:19 PM
no joke...when I was at high school in Forney, the physics teacher who was also an assistant football coach was named Mike Hunt.

smustangs
02-07-2007, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
no joke...when I was at high school in Forney, the physics teacher who was also an assistant football coach was named Mike Hunt.

HAHA nice

BuffyMars
02-07-2007, 12:21 PM
HAHAHA!!! Thank you!! I needed a good laugh! :D

bhtrainer
02-07-2007, 12:22 PM
i hate my last name...Whitehead...

44INAROW
02-07-2007, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by smustangs
How about coach rusty buzzard for a strange name

but he is a great man......... is he still in Coleman?

44INAROW
02-07-2007, 12:23 PM
there was a guy in Cuero name Leon Boozewhetter...... where in the world did that name come from?

smustangs
02-07-2007, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
but he is a great man......... is he still in Coleman?

Ya he is a great guy and at Coleman he is one of the coaches for the FCA all star game this year too

Ranger Mom
02-07-2007, 12:24 PM
Back in school I really liked this guy named Derick....until I found out his last name was Dingler. All the sudden he wasn't so hot anymore!!:D

**No offense if we have posters who last name is Dingler**

smustangs
02-07-2007, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Back in school I really liked this guy named Derick....until I found out his last name was Dingler. All the sudden he wasn't so hot anymore!!:D

**No offense if we have posters who last name is Dingler**

i go to school w/ a girl who has that last name

coach
02-07-2007, 12:25 PM
my dad coached with a guy named rusty nail

kaorder1999
02-07-2007, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by coach
my dad coached with a guy named rusty nail

he's still coaching! Rusty Nail that is!

smustangs
02-07-2007, 12:26 PM
my mom went to school w/ a girl names starr bright

CenTexSports
02-07-2007, 12:27 PM
Around here there are too many to list but the one I like is

Fuchs that they pronounce Fox

BullFrog Dad
02-07-2007, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Mike Hunt I don't get it.

smustangs
02-07-2007, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by CenTexSports
Around here there are too many to list but the one I like is

Fuchs that they pronounce Fox

cajun?

smustangs
02-07-2007, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by BullFrog Dad
I don't get it.

say it together fast :nerd:

CenTexSports
02-07-2007, 12:30 PM
Fox does seem to be a cajun form but they are not cajun.

coach
02-07-2007, 12:30 PM
what about Brock Lee

smustangs
02-07-2007, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by CenTexSports
Fox does seem to be a cajun form but they are not cajun.

I C, the spelling and stuff seems that way like Favre is Farve just dosent make sense to me

BullFrog Dad
02-07-2007, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by smustangs
say it together fast :nerd: J/K I've seen Porky's!

smustangs
02-07-2007, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by BullFrog Dad
J/K I've seen Porky's!

OK I was wondering haha :devil:

44INAROW
02-07-2007, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by coach
what about Brock Lee

my last name is Spears and we had several people suggest we name our first son BROCK LEE


Originally posted by CenTexSports
Around here there are too many to list but the one I like is

Fuchs that they pronounce Fox

down here they pronounce it with the (short OO like HOOK)

BullFrog Dad
02-07-2007, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
my last name is Spears and we had several people suggest we name our first son BROCK LEE That's better than Britney.

44INAROW
02-07-2007, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by BullFrog Dad
That's better than Britney.

we get those calls quite often - "Is Britney there?"

crzyjournalist03
02-07-2007, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
we get those calls quite often - "Is Britney there?"

Kids still do that kind of stuff? I haven't heard of prank calls in years!!! (Then again, I haven't had a land line until recently either.)

CHS_CG
02-07-2007, 12:46 PM
My last name is worse than all of yalls.. mine is Butters... you go through school with that name and see how you like it...

there is also a guy that worked at one of the wings n more here in college station and his name tag said PHUC well u ask me and there is only one way to say that... (gotta remember my personality lol) and about 2 months later we went in there phuc was crossed out and under it it said fook which was a lil better to me lol

Gobbla2001
02-07-2007, 12:47 PM
I used to prank this dude in Victoria... found his name in the phonebook: "Max Fagg"...

I'd call in my best RD Mercer voice and leave messages, "yah, I'm looking for Max.... Max Fagg, heard you's queer and I unna talk t'ya..."

crzyjournalist03
02-07-2007, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by CHS_CG
My last name is worse than all of yalls.. mine is Butters... you go through school with that name and see how you like it...

there is also a guy that worked at one of the wings n more here in college station and his name tag said PHUC well u ask me and there is only one way to say that... (gotta remember my personality lol) and about 2 months later we went in there phuc was crossed out and under it it said fook which was a lil better to me lol

One of my buddies went to a junior college in Dallas and had a guy with Phuc as his first name...he pronounced it just the way it looks too!!!!

Gobbla2001
02-07-2007, 12:50 PM
had a guy in school with the last name Phucks (think that was how it was spelled), but it was pronounced Fooks... everyone said it the dirty way though...

ASUFrisbeeStud
02-07-2007, 12:52 PM
DON'T ROM ME!

We had a judge in Sweetwater named Jack Aycock, I swear to you.

It was the funniest thing ever.

When I worked in the call center I talked to man named Magnus Manlove.

CHS_CG
02-07-2007, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by ASUFrisbeeStud
DON'T ROM ME!

We had a judge in Sweetwater named Jack Aycock, I swear to you.

It was the funniest thing ever.

When I worked in the call center I talked to man named Magnus Manlove.


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TexanAlum_06
02-07-2007, 12:58 PM
the 2 weirdst last names of people I know are Joely Klapenbach.. I know its prolly a regular dutch and/or german name but it just sounds funny. and Dennis Pancake ( He's Retarded )

gobble_up03
02-07-2007, 01:49 PM
When i was in jr. high there was a girl named Bambi Buck...no lie

TexanAlum_06
02-07-2007, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by gobble_up03
When i was in jr. high there was a girl named Bambi Buck...no lie


:eek: :eek: :clap: :cheerl: :D


That has to take 1st place! ROFLMFAO!!!!!

44INAROW
02-07-2007, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by gobble_up03
When i was in jr. high there was a girl named Bambi Buck...no lie

Oh DEER - that's funny :D :D

smustangs
02-07-2007, 02:15 PM
I went to school w/ a kid named Basel Hocker(sp?) but thats how it was pronounced

STANG RED
02-07-2007, 03:22 PM
I have a distant relative named Rockey Shipp.

I went to school with a girl named Sandy Cervick. It was a czech name and was supposed to be pronounced Chervick, but of course nobody ever got that right.

BuffyMars
02-07-2007, 03:33 PM
I went to school with a Crystal Ball--TRUE story.

My name is Crystal but jeez, I would have KILLED my parents!

big daddy russ
02-07-2007, 03:34 PM
I had a buddy in HS whose last name was Fehlikataubee (sp?).

Pronounced Feh-lick-a-tub-bee.

Cool guy. Crazy last name.

TexanAlum_06
02-07-2007, 03:51 PM
I had a friend from high school whose last name was Zubeubeuler. Yeah you guessed it. He was German descent. haha. we just called him zueby for short. hes a wierd one but a good friend. lol.

AggieBob
02-07-2007, 04:26 PM
Had a Friend named Scott Head, Uncle's name Richard Head. Nick Name...Dick



Dick Head.:doh:

Reds fan
02-07-2007, 04:35 PM
There's a guy named Richard Rubright, in the Kerrville area, I believe, hope he doesn't use the shortened first name too often.

Gobbla2001
02-07-2007, 04:35 PM
I have to be truely honest, guys... for years here everyone has known me as Derick Zimmerman...

but I have lied...

my real name is Baad Ass

Buccaneer
02-07-2007, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Back in school I really liked this guy named Derick....until I found out his last name was Dingler. All the sudden he wasn't so hot anymore!!:D

**No offense if we have posters who last name is Dingler**


Derick Dingler- Wasn't he in Boogie Nights?

Ranger Mom
02-07-2007, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Buccaneer
Derick Dingler- Wasn't he in Boogie Nights?

I have no clue...never saw it!

He was alive and well in Big Spring last time I heard anything about him!!:D

mustang04
02-07-2007, 07:52 PM
mine is Ham...it aint that bad i guess:D

GetRDoneStangs
02-07-2007, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by mustang04
mine is Ham...it aint that bad i guess:D

I think it fits you pretty well!:D :D :D

mustang04
02-07-2007, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by GetRDoneStangs
I think it fits you pretty well!:D :D :D

that's what everybody says...that i'm such a HAM

GetRDoneStangs
02-07-2007, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by mustang04
that's what everybody says...that i'm such a HAM

:thinking: :thinking: ...can't EVEN imagine where you got that from...





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burnet44
02-07-2007, 08:27 PM
Starla Macon from Sweetwater
Andy Dick-guy was abused in school

here are some more YOU dont want

Ben Dover
Ophelia Butt
Jacque Strap
Mike Unt
Dick Head
I.P. Freely
Seymore Butts
Belle E. Button
Ben & Anna Peels
Buck Naked
Harry Balls
Mike Hawk
Dick Trickle
Harry Sack
Seymore Krotch
Ivana Tinkel
Clay Potts
Chuck Wagon
Dusty Rhodes
Justin Case
Ms. Demeanor
Phil M. Upp
Dr. Bill
Rowena Boat
Eileen Dover

luvhoops34
02-07-2007, 10:14 PM
One of my friends husbands is a pilot. He swears that one of the other pilot's names was Peter Greathead.....Cracked me up everytime I heard him say it. What are ppl thinking when they name their kids???

sinton66
02-07-2007, 10:39 PM
Believe it or not, I knew a guy from Corpus in 1966 named Gordon Durflinger. Nice guy who introduced me to Farrah Fawcett.

44INAROW
02-08-2007, 08:38 AM
Urologist from Victoria - Dr Weiner........

necks_c/09
02-09-2007, 10:21 AM
me n carter go to school w/ a kid named otto graph....

hehe:)

burnet44
02-09-2007, 10:41 AM
guy who used to coach basketball in Brady
Hershel Titsworth

44INAROW
02-12-2007, 02:41 PM
I was reading the "Letters to the Editor" in the Victoria Advocate and ran across this name.. No other comment should be necessary

Don't accept e-mail filter
February 11, 2007 - Posted at 12:00 a.m.
Editor, the Advocate:

I've read with interest the letters that various individuals have sent concerning problems with Suddenlink and its Internet service. Until now, it had not been an issue with me, since I use the service only to access the Internet. I don't use their mail service. I have my own mail server.

Sometime in the last week or so, Suddenlink decided to filter access to external e-mail servers, and now it wants me to set up an e-mail address at Suddenlink so that I can send mail out from home.

I use my laptop at a variety of places, and I'm not particularly thrilled with being forced by any ISP to utilize its servers to send mail, particularly since this would require reconfiguring my e-mail while at the office and changing it back again when I take my laptop home.

As such, I will be discontinuing my cable modem access once my DSL modem arrives in the mail. I will not allow Suddenlink to filter my access to my own e-mail server. Neither should anyone else.

My advice - I am a computer consultant - is that any ISP that filters access of any sort should be dropped like a hot rock.

John Morehead

Victoria

Txbroadcaster
02-12-2007, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW


John Morehead

Victoria

All guys need that

wedo
02-12-2007, 02:58 PM
I work at the gym in wharton and no joke i swear i signed this older lady up a while back and her name is "IMMA MANN"

"not trying to offend anyon with that last name"

Adidas410s
02-12-2007, 03:04 PM
One of our customers...their CFO is named:

Sonny Beach

I kid you not...I too thought it was a joke until I met him in the flesh last week while travelling. :eek:

burnet44
02-12-2007, 03:06 PM
Robert Eatyourboxmam

dogdad
02-12-2007, 03:22 PM
went to school with Anita Carr

heard of a guy named Hugh Jazz

carter08
02-12-2007, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by necks_c/09
me n carter go to school w/ a kid named otto graph....

hehe:)

is he still in school?
haven't seen Otto Graph lately

Otto Graph

Thats funny. I don't care who you are

mistanice
02-12-2007, 06:12 PM
One of my friends father is a judge Near Groesbeck. His name is Dick Black, and when his name comes out on the call ID... it shows, well you know.

Buccaneer
02-12-2007, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
Urologist from Victoria - Dr Weiner........

Dr. Marshall "Mickey" Weiner is a Sinton graduate.