44INAROW
01-29-2007, 04:16 PM
Probably a re-run - but it's a slow day, so here goes................
For those of you who haven't yet had the pleasure of..............and those who don't have a doctor with a nurse like Evelyn!
Had to pass this one on
A man went into his proctologist's office for his first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took him to an examining room and told him to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see him.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave him, he sat down.
While waiting he observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
a Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.
When the doctor finally came in he said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my
first exam. I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?
At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......
Darn it Evelyn !!!!!!!!!!!
I said a "BUTT LIGHT"
For those of you who haven't yet had the pleasure of..............and those who don't have a doctor with a nurse like Evelyn!
Had to pass this one on
A man went into his proctologist's office for his first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took him to an examining room and told him to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see him.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave him, he sat down.
While waiting he observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
a Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.
When the doctor finally came in he said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my
first exam. I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?
At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse.......
Darn it Evelyn !!!!!!!!!!!
I said a "BUTT LIGHT"