PDA

View Full Version : Our Legislators Need Better Help



Blastoderm55
01-29-2007, 01:04 PM
I just got off the phone with a gentleman named Bill. This is a transcript of our conversation.

Me: "Homestead, may I help you?"

Bill: <Odd voice. Think Milton from Office Space>
"Hello, my I speak to [my stepmom's name, massacred]."

Me: "Not available, may I take a message."

<Awkward pause>

Bill: "Um, yes. I'm Bill.....<awkward pause>.....calling on behalf of Congressmen Cole.......<awkward pause>............and the Republican national..."

Me: "Oh, not interested, we're Dems, buh-bye. <click>"

:p

Seriously, I would have heard the guy out had he not been stumbling over even his own name.

BuffyMars
01-29-2007, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Blastoderm55

Me: "Oh, not interested, we're Dems, buh-bye. <click>"

:p

Seriously, I would have heard the guy out had he not been stumbling over even his own name.

You told him you were Demons :devil:? OMG! You just scarred that poor kid for life!! :tongue:

Txbroadcaster
01-29-2007, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by BuffyMars
You told him you were Demons :devil:? OMG! You just scarred that poor kid for life!! :tongue:

DANG DEMONS LOL

BuffyMars
01-29-2007, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
DANG DEMONS LOL

I don't know how many times Lucifer has tried to sell me a vacuum!!!

Txbroadcaster
01-29-2007, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by BuffyMars
I don't know how many times Lucifer has tried to sell me a vacuum!!!

Why you need holy water at the door..just throw it on him

shankbear
01-29-2007, 02:10 PM
Are they outsourcing political calls to some slurpy serving gibberish speaking country?