Buying A Penguin

[Adidas410s]

man I sure wish one could legally own a penguin!!! :mad:

[kaorder1999]

same here. I would like a penguin and a panda bear

[Adidas410s]

true...evidently you can "adopt a penguin" for as low as $25. Makes a great Valentine's Day present! ;)

[kaorder1999]

I dont want to send money to "adopt" one. I want one in my backyard with my Chihuahua

[Adidas410s]

dang right. I was thinking about how feasible it would be to have an igloo and the maintenace costs. Maybe I could just buy a "ranch" in the arctic circle and farm penguins instead! ;)

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by kaorder1999
I dont want to send money to "adopt" one. I want one in my backyard with my Chihuahua

Okay, that just made me laugh really loud in my office!! The real estate agent came out to invistigate. :o :D

[kaorder1999]

My dog hates birds but I promise you he would love a penguin!

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by kaorder1999
My dog hates birds but I promise you he would love a penguin! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
true...evidently you can "adopt a penguin" for as low as $25. Makes a great Valentine's Day present! ;) Why not just make a donation to "the human fund" instead?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Let's sail to Antarctica and pick a couple up. Who's coming with me?

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Let's sail to Antarctica and pick a couple up. Who's coming with me? Whose boat we takin?

[Bullaholic]

I'd rather have an otter.

Please don't let G2 find this thread....:D

[District303aPastPlayer]

Originally posted by JasperDog94
Who's boat we takin?

i don't know, but i'll DD seeing as how i don't drink...

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by JasperDog94
Whose boat we takin?

I have a row boat sitting on my back tank. That's the best I can do right now.

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
i don't know, but i'll DD seeing as how i don't drink... Me either.

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I have a row boat sitting on my back tank. That's the best I can do right now. lotaussie has a brand new Skeeter. There's not much room in bass boats, so we'll have to draw straws to see who has to ride in the storage compartments.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by JasperDog94
lotaussie has a brand new Skeeter. There's not much room in bass boats, so we'll have to draw straws to see who has to ride in the storage compartments.
1.2.3. Not it. :D

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
1.2.3. Not it. :D The closer we get to Antarctica the more you may want to be in that compartment and out of the wind.;)

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by JasperDog94
The closer we get to Antarctica the more you may want to be in that compartment and out of the wind.;)


Yeah...good call. Give me a few years and when I'm a billionaire, I'll buy a huge yacht and we can go fetch some penguins.

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by JasperDog94
lotaussie has a brand new Skeeter. There's not much room in bass boats, so we'll have to draw straws to see who has to ride in the storage compartments.

with as cold as it would get down in Antarctica...I would gladly stay in the storage compartments! :)

[DU_stud04]

we should start a task force group and send it to the north pole to bring some down. id make a refrigerated room for it :)

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
I'd rather have an otter.

Please don't let G2 find this thread....:D

be afraid, be very afraid.....G2 is :eek: working :eek:

[DU_stud04]

ooooo........Antarctica


lets do it!

[crzyjournalist03]

Here's an idea...if you guys get that rich, you just buy the Pittsburgh Penguins, then you trade someone like Crosby or Malkin for a whole family of real penguins...then you can just keep them at the hockey rink and don't have to pay to keep an igloo around!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
Here's an idea...if you guys get that rich, you just buy the Pittsburgh Penguins, then you trade someone like Crosby or Malkin for a whole family of real penguins...then you can just keep them at the hockey rink and don't have to pay to keep an igloo around!

As good of an idea that is, I would rather just build an ice skating rink in my backyard.

[neck_06]

Originally posted by kaorder1999
I dont want to send money to "adopt" one. I want one in my backyard with my Chihuahua

now thats funny! if you don't think thats funny then you just need to get the heck out of here! :D :D :D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by neck_06
now thats funny! if you don't think thats funny then you just need to get the heck out of here! :D :D :D


This thread is exclusively for people who want penguins, so to participate, you must clearly state, "I want a penguin."

[DU_stud04]

it should be the official downlow challenge, teams of 2 people row to Antarctica and back, first one back with a penguin wins =)

[pirate4state]

Adidas & KAOrder find penguins (http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/05/penguinpoop.html)

:D :D :D

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Adidas & KAOrder find penguins (http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/05/penguinpoop.html)

:D :D :D :doh: :doh: :doh: