Gobbla2001
01-21-2007, 06:31 PM
Noah had built the ark and was now floating on the water covering in the earth...
One day, realizing how short their food supply was, Noah asked the Ark's zoo-keeper, Joe, to send out a dove to look for land...
Joe sent out the bird and it came back two days later tired and looking for food...
Joe asked Noah "What does this mean"...
Noah says "He didn't find land"
So two days later Noah orders joe to send another dove...
Two days later the dove returned healthy with an olive branch hanging from it's mouth...
"What does this mean, Noah?" asked Joe
Noah replied "It means he found land, we should change directions and head toword where this bird flew in from"
So they did, and two days later they sent the dove out again...
The dove never came back...
Joe asked Noah "Well, what does this mean?"
Noah replied "It must be Dove season in South Texas"
One day, realizing how short their food supply was, Noah asked the Ark's zoo-keeper, Joe, to send out a dove to look for land...
Joe sent out the bird and it came back two days later tired and looking for food...
Joe asked Noah "What does this mean"...
Noah says "He didn't find land"
So two days later Noah orders joe to send another dove...
Two days later the dove returned healthy with an olive branch hanging from it's mouth...
"What does this mean, Noah?" asked Joe
Noah replied "It means he found land, we should change directions and head toword where this bird flew in from"
So they did, and two days later they sent the dove out again...
The dove never came back...
Joe asked Noah "Well, what does this mean?"
Noah replied "It must be Dove season in South Texas"