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burnet44
01-19-2007, 01:24 PM
Im sure Ill get banned
this is too funny

This Week In Soccer: At Last, Consequences For Taking A Dive
Marco Borriello is a soccer player for Milan who recently failed a drug test following a match with Roma, but had a very interesting excuse in his defense. You've heard of accidentally testing positive for banned substances by eating a poppyseed muffin, or taking cough medicine? Well, take a look at the photo here of Borriello's girlfriend, Argentine model Belen Rodriguez, and use your imagination.

http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/01/rodriguez.jpg


(Borriello blamed) her for his negative result in the test due to a cream she used to cure a vaginal infection -- which he unwittingly "ingested" whilst paying attention to the aforementioned part of her rather delectable anatomy. Though I suppose it wasn't that delectable at the time, hence the cream.
"Exhibit A, your honor."
"Order! Order!"

We're not sure we believe this, by the way. We predict that in two years it will be the most commonly repeated urban myth, replacing the kangaroo hopping off with the car keys.

The Yeast He Can Expect Is A Three-Month Ban

ASUFrisbeeStud
01-19-2007, 01:25 PM
Sounds like a good excuse to me.

Gobbla2001
01-19-2007, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by ASUFrisbeeStud
Sounds like a good excuse to me.

luvhoops is not impressed by that comment at all :mad:

AggieJohn
01-19-2007, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by burnet44


The Yeast He Can Expect Is A Three-Month Ban


:clap: :clap: :clap:

pirate4state
01-19-2007, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by burnet44
Im sure Ill get banned

:thinking: There have been worse things on here. :eek: :eek:

luvhoops34
01-19-2007, 01:58 PM
Thanks for the laugh B44, I needed it! :D

luvhoops34
01-19-2007, 02:00 PM
Hey!

Doesn't vaginal cream come in a tube? LOL

Hey RM better pay closer attention to what you brush your teeth with.....;)

Ranger Mom
01-19-2007, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by luvhoops34
Hey!

Doesn't vaginal cream come in a tube? LOL

Hey RM better pay closer attention to what you brush your teeth with.....;)

LOL!! I already learned my lesson, thank you very much!!

burnet44
01-19-2007, 02:14 PM
flavored?
tastes like.......................
lol

Gp83
01-19-2007, 02:23 PM
Okay...this thread is funny:clap:

burnet44
01-19-2007, 02:32 PM
strawberry?
whipped cream?
tuna?
lol

ASUFrisbeeStud
01-19-2007, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by burnet44
strawberry?
whipped cream?
tuna?
lol
TUNA
I can't believe you said tuna.
ROFLMAO

burnet44
01-19-2007, 03:52 PM
bill parcells ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

pancho villa
01-19-2007, 05:10 PM
I like to eat me a taco right now!