from the juggernaut

[DU_stud04]

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00
bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands
started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you
but first, let me do this.

He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in
the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on
the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.

He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.


Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who DO LOVE you. The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by WHO WE ARE. You are special- Don't EVER forget it." Count your blessings, not your problems.





oh yea,....just remember: amateurs built the ark . professionals
built the Titanic.
;)

[Blastoderm55]

So...

I should build a big boat of wood just in case?

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[pirate4state]

huh?

[Adidas410s]

congrats on 4000!!!

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[pirate4state]

http://www.cross-stitch-board.com/forum/images/smilies/congrats.gif

:thumbsup:

[GreenMonster]

Way to go Jugsy! :clap: :clap: :clap: I triple-dog dare you to pose at 4000 for 4 whole days! I don't think you can do it.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
Way to go Jugsy! :clap: :clap: :clap: I triple-dog dare you to pose at 4000 for 4 whole days! I don't think you can do it.

huh? ;)

4 days was easy :D but now im ready to try and get to a higher number to pose :evil:

[GreenMonster]

POSER!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

If you're the juggernaut, can I be Ketchup?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
If you're the juggernaut, can I be Ketchup? hahaha, you mustard looking......

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
hahaha, you mustard looking......

Don't talk to that to me with my mohawk.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Don't talk to that to me with my mohawk. power-stearing for the juggernaut....aint that a........

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
power-stearing for the juggernaut....aint that a........

LOOK AT MY BICEPS!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
LOOK AT MY BICEPS! dude.... you know you cant talk to me like that once the lion gets here.....

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
dude.... you know you cant talk to me like that once the lion gets here.....

I want you to take the bling, the bling bling, and that Frankenstein crap, and roll it all together into one..

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I want you to take the bling, the bling bling, and that Frankenstein crap, and roll it all together into one.. ive been saving this one.... i call it the brown bomber

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
ive been saving this one.... i call it the brown bomber

I would have trimmed my antlers if I knew we were going to have company.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I would have trimmed my antlers if I knew we were going to have company. why you messin with my helmet? i got this thing in 4th grade!!! ahhhh, my face.....

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
why you messin with my helmet? i got this thing in 4th grade!!! ahhhh, my face.....

Look at my suit, it's spandex.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Look at my suit, it's spandex. I custom made yo suit! Don't you see what I'm wearin'? I'm the juggernaut BBDE!!!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
I custom made yo suit! Don't you see what I'm wearin'? I'm the juggernaut BBDE!!!

You know you owe me from last time.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
You know you owe me from last time. dont judge me monkey.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
dont judge me monkey.


What are you going to do with a pet lion?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
What are you going to do with a pet lion? Wow, BBDE, that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Wow, BBDE, that is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?

Yeah, well you would like techno if you had robot ears.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Yeah, well you would like techno if you had robot ears. Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo.

I'm way too stoned to drive to the devil's house. Monkey?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I'm way too stoned to drive to the devil's house. Monkey? Dude, your bed is a car...

[GreenMonster]

call it coincidence, but I just watched this movie today.

"I told you before, I don't care what you call it I just want some w**d in a bag."

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Dude, your bed is a car...


But it's a sweet car bed. My roommates might get me some rims for Christmas, and maybe a CB so I can talk to other car beds. That would be pretty sweet.

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Dude, your bed is a car...

My roommates are going to buy me some rims for it for Christmas.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
But it's a sweet car bed. My roommates might get me some rims for Christmas, and maybe a CB so I can talk to other car beds. That would be pretty sweet. That is pure freakin insanity.

Yeah, I know. He got addicted to hookers.

No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.

[GreenMonster]

Did I halucinate a party here last night?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
Did I halucinate a party here last night?
Dude, going off on my mom is one thing. But sleeping with your Grandma and her two roommates... that's LEGENDARY.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Dude, going off on my mom is one thing. But sleeping with your Grandma and her two roommates... that's LEGENDARY.


Hey, I forgot something....

[GreenMonster]

I don't know where he is but he's definitely not sleeping under his desk.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
I don't know where he is but he's definitely not sleeping under his desk.

High score? What does that mean? Did I break it, is that bad?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
But it's a sweet car bed. My roommates might get me some rims for Christmas, and maybe a CB so I can talk to other car beds. That would be pretty sweet. Hey Speed Racer. Did you valet your bed?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Hey Speed Racer. Did you valet your bed?

My mom said you can still stay for breakfast if you want.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
My mom said you can still stay for breakfast if you want. Sorry bro, I was putting up my Christmas tree!

[GreenMonster]

You're putting up your Christmas tree? It's the middle of July.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
You're putting up your Christmas tree? It's the middle of July. Get the crap outta here! It is?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Do you know how fast you were going?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Do you know how fast you were going? I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

I'm thinking about getting a python, just so you can wear it around your neck..

[GreenMonster]

I once gave Charlie Chaplin a hand

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I'm thinking about getting a python, just so you can wear it around your neck.. Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
I once gave Charlie Chaplin a hand

I have a confession, you were my first time...

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

What do you mean for a cop, does that mean you're going to spit in it?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
I once gave Charlie Chaplin a hand Wow, was he silent?

[GreenMonster]

-you're my first.

-- you're my 3 thousand and ......something

- I should have worn a condom

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Wow, was he silent?

not when I finished with him.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Meow what is so damn funny?

[GreenMonster]

we can be car ram-rod, get it, RAM-ROD

[GreenMonster]

and a liter of cola

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
we can be car ram-rod, get it, RAM-ROD

The lice hate the sugar...

[DU_stud04]

Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?

What's litercola?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
What's litercola? It stinks like sex in here.

[GreenMonster]

did you just say meow?

[GreenMonster]

pig ****ers!

[DU_stud04]

Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
did you just say meow?

Meow? Do I look like a cat to you? Am I walking around all nimbly-bimbly like? AM I DRINKING MILK OUT OF A SAUCER?

[GetRDoneStangs]

What's litercola?

What is A liter cola?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by GetRDoneStangs
What is A liter cola?


It's French for give me some G-D cola.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
It's French for give me some G-D cola. Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man.

[GetRDoneStangs]

Originally posted by GetRDoneStangs
What is A liter cola?

About a buck isnt it?

[DU_stud04]

Who wants a moustache ride?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Why don't you just order a large Farva.

[DU_stud04]

Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

A bar of soap? Real funny Farva.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
A bar of soap? Real funny Farva. You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.


Who wants a mustache ride?

[DU_stud04]

Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

You mean Shenanigans?

[GreenMonster]

and me poop tastes like purple sherbet!

[DU_stud04]

You boys like Mex-i-co? Yee- Haww!.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Do you know what this is rook?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Do you know what this is rook? What are you, the shoe police?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
What are you, the shoe police?


When you gotta go, you gotta go..

[DU_stud04]

All right meow, where were we?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
All right meow, where were we?

Hey, you with the bear, are you alright?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Hey, you with the bear, are you alright? Bulletproof cup, huh?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Bulletproof cup, huh?


You're one sick bastard. Back in the day, we actually used blanks.

[DU_stud04]

We could be like Cagney and Lacy.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
We could be like Cagney and Lacy.


This epic discussion will continue tomorrow.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
This epic discussion will continue tomorrow. please dont delete our fun.:hairpunk:

[bullfrog_alumni_02]

that was a darn good post!!! believe it or not, it puts some perspective to things...SOME people will know what im talking about...:clap:

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by bullfrog_alumni_02
that was a darn good post!!! believe it or not, it puts some perspective to things...SOME people will know what im talking about...:clap: thanks
:)

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Littering and?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Littering and? class!!!:mad: recommencing tonight