burnet44
01-18-2007, 11:27 AM
>> A Nebraska farmer got in his pickup and drove to a
>> neighboring Farm and
>> knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 9
>> opened the door.
>> "Is yer Pa home?" the farmer asked.
>> No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into
>> town."
>> "Well", said the farmer, "is yer Ma here?"
>> "No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town
>> with Pa. "
>> "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
>> "He went with Ma and Pa. "
>> The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting
>> from one foot To the
>> other and mumbling to himself.
>> "Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked
>> politely. "I knows where
>> all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or
>> maybe I Could take a
>> message fer Pa. "
>> "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really
>> wanted to talk to yer Pa.
>> It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter,
>> Pearly Mae, pregnant."
>>
>> The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to
>> talk to Pa About that,"
>> he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know
>> that Pa charges $50 for
>> the bull and $25 for the hog, but, I really don't
>> know how much he gets for
>> Howard."
Im sure if it was the afore mentioned QB's
the price might go up huh ladies?
>> neighboring Farm and
>> knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 9
>> opened the door.
>> "Is yer Pa home?" the farmer asked.
>> No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into
>> town."
>> "Well", said the farmer, "is yer Ma here?"
>> "No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town
>> with Pa. "
>> "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
>> "He went with Ma and Pa. "
>> The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting
>> from one foot To the
>> other and mumbling to himself.
>> "Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked
>> politely. "I knows where
>> all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or
>> maybe I Could take a
>> message fer Pa. "
>> "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really
>> wanted to talk to yer Pa.
>> It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter,
>> Pearly Mae, pregnant."
>>
>> The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to
>> talk to Pa About that,"
>> he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know
>> that Pa charges $50 for
>> the bull and $25 for the hog, but, I really don't
>> know how much he gets for
>> Howard."
Im sure if it was the afore mentioned QB's
the price might go up huh ladies?