Why do men.......

[luvhoops34]

piss all over the toliet and the floor, step in it and track it all over and then cannot fathom why anybody would be upset about it????????????????????????????:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Cameron Crazy]

Originally posted by luvhoops34
piss all over the toliet and the floor, step in it and track it all over and then cannot fathom why anybody would be upset about it????????????????????????????:mad: :mad: :mad: I'm sorry you feel this way!

[tigerpride_08]

it's apart of life...:p

[piratebg]

It was only once, and I was drunk. :)

[bobcat1]

Men don't. Boys do.

[Gp83]

Originally posted by luvhoops34
piss all over the toliet and the floor, step in it and track it all over and then cannot fathom why anybody would be upset about it????????????????????????????:mad: :mad: :mad:
My bad...forgot to race the lid up:doh:

[BILLYFRED0000]

Originally posted by luvhoops34
piss all over the toliet and the floor, step in it and track it all over and then cannot fathom why anybody would be upset about it????????????????????????????:mad: :mad: :mad:

I will go with Bobcat1 on that one. Men don't exept I put idiots
do. As that would include boys and adult males.

[maestro]

balance that empty milk jug on an already over filled trash can in the pantry???


to keep the thoughts rolling.....

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by Gp83
My bad...forgot to race the lid up:doh: raise :doh: and I thought i was the anti-spelling king

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
raise :doh: and I thought i was the anti-spelling king Actually, I think the lid won the race. :p

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Actually, I think the lid won the race. :p hey I'll start putting the seat down for you when you start leaving it up for me!!!

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
hey I'll start putting the seat down for you when you start leaving it up for me!!! If you're at my house, you get to use the boys' bathroom. That way, I don't care. :D

[espn1]

Why is it that something bleeds on a regular basis and refuses to die?:confused: :confused: :confused:

[espn1]

And bounces right back into shape I might add.:D :D :D

[AggieJohn]

Originally posted by espn1
And bounces right back into shape I might add.:D :D :D wow

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by espn1
Why is it that something bleeds on a regular basis and refuses to die?:confused: :confused: :confused:

:eek: :doh: :eek: :doh: I would think you wouldn't want it to die. I'm just saying....

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
hey I'll start putting the seat down for you when you start leaving it up for me!!!

Amen, brother.

[luvhoops34]

I haven't asked or expected any male to put the lid down. That wasn't my complaint.

[burnet44]

i agree luv
dumb arses
mo rons

a few mo rons making the rest of us look bad

crap

[BTEXDAD]

Originally posted by AggieJohn
hey I'll start putting the seat down for you when you start leaving it up for me!!!

Statistically more men are born than women. Men drink more than women and therefore use the bathroom more.
The above statement is 100% true. Seat should be left up rather than down since man will be using it majority of time.
I don't think they've voted on this as a man law however.
Man laws get tricky when women get involved.

[Ranger Mom]

I bought a new commode for that very reason...me and hubby were getting into knock down drag outs over it.

Come to find out, it was the design of the commode....if he wasn't dead center in the middle of the water, it had a "back splash" effect.

New commode....problem solved!!:D :D

[luvhoops34]

My husband is 6'7" and he has "flow" problems. I don't think a new toliet would help. I have suggested that he sit down like the rest of us superior beings.

[GreenMonster]

I just open the back door and let 'er fly. No lid to raise, no lid to put back down, and no psycho wife mad about the "backsplash" effect. Life is good.

[pancho villa]

I hate when the water is cold when I use the restroom.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by luvhoops34
My husband is 6'7" and he has "flow" problems. I don't think a new toliet would help. I have suggested that he sit down like the rest of us superior beings.

ROFL!! That's one reason I love summer, all the guys in my house prefer to pee outside anyway!:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pancho villa
I hate when the water is cold when I use the restroom.

OMG!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

On that note, I best get back to work!!:)

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by pancho villa
I hate when the water is cold when I use the restroom.

that reminds me of a joke,,,, these 3 guys are fishing...........

nevermind - I better not go there..:p

[burnet44]

man there are some serious liars here