Cremated husband (revenge for the Ladies)

[bobcat1]

The Cremated Husband

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes
home.

Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....

"Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the
insurance money!"


She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman,
remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought
it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the
ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me?
Bought it too, with the insurance money!"


Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman, remember
that other thing I promised you?"

Here it comes.......... Then she blew the ashes everywhere!

[Phil C]

Originally posted by bobcat1
The Cremated Husband

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes
home.

Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....

"Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the
insurance money!"


She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman,
remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought
it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the
ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me?
Bought it too, with the insurance money!"


Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman, remember
that other thing I promised you?"

Here it comes.......... Then she blew the ashes everywhere!

Gee I wish they could do that for me at the softball field.

Uh when the time comes of course. :)

[injuredinmelee]

Phil Phil Phil...

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by bobcat1
The Cremated Husband

Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes
home.

Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him....

"Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the
insurance money!"


She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, "Herman,
remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought
it with the insurance money!"

Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the
ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me?
Bought it too, with the insurance money!"


Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman, remember
that other thing I promised you?"

Here it comes.......... Then she blew the ashes everywhere!

:clap: :clap: ROFLMAO!! I needed that after getting the run around from Sprint "customer service" :rolleyes: :mad:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Phil C
Gee I wish they could do that for me at the softball field.

Uh when the time comes of course. :)

OMG!! That just made me laugh out loud!!!

It is DEFINITELY time for me to go home!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

[GOFOR2]

Originally posted by Phil C
Gee I wish they could do that for me at the softball field.

Uh when the time comes of course. :)

sick. that is way too heavy.