sign at a golf course

[IHS Fan]

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale , Arizona :

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF

[MARLINDOGS]

ROFLMAO!!!:clap: :clap: :clap:

[tigerpride_08]

very funny...:D

[Pmoney]

thats hilarious

[DU_stud04]

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Bull Butter]

Good One!:clap:

[Boosty_Hondo]

hahaha that is funny

[dogdad]

good man joke!
women wouldn't think is is funny though

[SnyTigBaseB07]

hahah nice, i like it.

[tuff26]

Good one for sure

[necks_c/09]

nice:clap:

[rundoe]

My favorite was posted at the Texaco Station at Possum Kingdom Lake a long time ago:

"Players with short bats, please stand closer to the plate."