Deer Hunting Joke

[Adidas410s]

Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near a
highway in south Texas on the opening day of deer
season. They both saw a trophy-class buck meandering
towards them. As the one hunter raised his gun to
shoot, a funeral procession came slowly by.
The hunter lowered his gun, took off his hat, and
stood with his head bowed until the procession was
past. Of course by then, the deer was long gone.
The other hunter exclaimed "Wow! That was the most
sportsmanlike act I've ever seen! You allowed this
trophy buck to escape while showing such compassion
and kindness toward someone's dearly departed. You are
a great humanitarian and a shining example to
sportsmen throughout the world!"
The first hunter nodded and said; "Well, we were married for 42 years".

[EAGLE9166]

good one.

[CenTexSports]

This is one of the oldest golf jokes on record. Please don't steal golf jokes it is a Calss A Felony in 35 states.

Besides everybody knows that hunters are compassionate people, golfers are compassionate about golf.

[Phil C]

In high school we were returning from a history trip in high school and some of the classmates got excited because they saw some deer running out in the field and were pointing to them. My good friend WC looked at me and said "Oh Deer!"


:D

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by Phil C
In high school we were returning from a history trip in high school and some of the classmates got excited because they saw some deer running out in the field and were pointing to them. My good friend WC looked at me and said "Oh Deer!"


:D

:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Phil C]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near a
highway in south Texas on the opening day of deer
season. They both saw a trophy-class buck meandering
towards them. As the one hunter raised his gun to
shoot, a funeral procession came slowly by.
The hunter lowered his gun, took off his hat, and
stood with his head bowed until the procession was
past. Of course by then, the deer was long gone.
The other hunter exclaimed "Wow! That was the most
sportsmanlike act I've ever seen! You allowed this
trophy buck to escape while showing such compassion
and kindness toward someone's dearly departed. You are
a great humanitarian and a shining example to
sportsmen throughout the world!"
The first hunter nodded and said; "Well, we were married for 42 years".

:D :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Phil C]

I had a friend in high school named Melvin who once went outlaw hunting at night and illegally shot a doe. He put the doe in the trunk and headed for the highway to go back to town. A game warden pulled in the road and stopped him. Melvin knew the game warden but he was a sharpe person. The game warden said "What are you doing out here tonight Melvin and what do you have in your trunk."

Melvin replied "Well I shot myself a deer. He didn't have any horns but he is sure a big one."

Taking it as a joke the warden laughed and said "Ok Melvin! Get on back to town. It is almost curfew time for you young guys there."

:D