Baseball coaches going to Waco. [Archive]

pancho villa

01-08-2007, 11:53 AM

All the baseball coaches are going to Waco to hang out and touch each other at georges this Thur. and fri. How gay.

LH Panther Mom

01-08-2007, 12:20 PM

So, did they leave you in charge of watering the dirt? :p ;)

pirate4state

01-08-2007, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by pancho villa
All the baseball coaches are going to Waco to hang out and touch each other at georges this Thur. and fri. How gay.

Guess the wife didn't let you go, huh?? :D

GWOOD

01-08-2007, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by pancho villa
All the baseball coaches are going to Waco to hang out and touch each other at georges this Thur. and fri. How gay.

I detect a hint of jealousy? ;)

g$$

01-08-2007, 03:00 PM

Nothing more than Coaching School in January, right? Same deal, different sport, different month.

Be careful with the Big O's!

18handicap

01-08-2007, 03:29 PM

A lot of softball coaches will be at the greyhound park on Thursday and Friday.

g$$

01-08-2007, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by 18handicap
A lot of softball coaches will be at the greyhound park on Thursday and Friday.

Watch out for the big man sporting a new ring in Galveston County. I heard he frequents some establishments along I-45 South. Just a rumor though!

He might be at a swimming convention...don't know! Think he owns a Speedo?

18handicap

01-08-2007, 03:38 PM

LOL

pancho villa

01-08-2007, 05:51 PM

The standaround coaches said they can't wait for the dirt watering speaker. They want to see his hose.

g$$

01-08-2007, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by pancho villa
The standaround coaches said they can't wait for the dirt watering speaker. They want to see his hose.

Seriously because I don't know - does Track have any type of seminars/conventions this time of year? I never hear about those.

Maybe y'all could have a combo deal in Galveston County with the swimmers. That would be a hoot. Call the Big Man & get that done Pancho.

pancho villa

01-09-2007, 08:44 AM

Our baseball sponsors are all fired up about the new drags that they will have at the convention.

one said and I quote "I can't wait to see those guys in drag"

Johnnypaycheck

01-09-2007, 10:02 AM

i hope they have some gloves that we can buy to make our guys catch the ball, and some bats that make our guys hit home runs.

pancho villa

01-09-2007, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by Johnnypaycheck
i hope they have some gloves that we can buy to make our guys catch the ball, and some bats that make our guys hit home runs.

Johnny can't wait till Thur. so he can go play with other standaround sponsors bats and balls.

Johnnypaycheck

01-09-2007, 10:26 AM

i can't wait to shop around for a new nozzle for my watering hose. and a new rake that will make fancy designs in the dirt!

YEE HAW! BASEBALL RULES!

pancho villa

01-09-2007, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by Johnnypaycheck
i can't wait to shop around for a new nozzle for my watering hose. and a new rake that will make fancy designs in the dirt!

YEE HAW! BASEBALL RULES!

It's called Enzyte for that new nozzle fool.

themsu97

01-09-2007, 10:42 AM

pancho is fat and is jealous that he will not be able to eat all that food... hey Panch, tell crop congrats

Johnnypaycheck

01-09-2007, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by pancho villa
It's called Enzyte for that new nozzle fool.

can i just come to your house and take yours? Panchita said the enzyte ain't workin for you!

44INAROW

01-09-2007, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by pancho villa
"I can't wait to see those guys in drag"

especially the ones with the new big hoses.......... :D :D

pancho villa

01-09-2007, 11:21 AM

Our baseball numbnut sponsors were in the hall between classes talking about the clinic. "hey do you want to go to the (how to properly set up the hitting station lecture)" or (Be one with the baseball talk) what a bunch of dorks.

18handicap

01-09-2007, 01:48 PM

On ya'll's website it shows that the "standaround" coaches also coach football too. So if all of you coach football together, what does that make you? ha ha

pancho villa

01-09-2007, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by 18handicap
On ya'll's website it shows that the "standaround" coaches also coach football too. So if all of you coach football together, what does that make you? ha ha
Go play with your "soft" balls!

18handicap

01-09-2007, 02:22 PM

There has to be a reason why you are in such a bad mood all of the time. There is a cure for that. I'm sure there is a doctor in town that can help!!

pancho villa

01-09-2007, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by 18handicap
There has to be a reason why you are in such a bad mood all of the time. There is a cure for that. I'm sure there is a doctor in town that can help!!

Are you kidding I stay in a good mood because I don't coach "stand around"

themsu97

01-09-2007, 02:44 PM

are you kidding 18, he stays in a good mood because that campus is surrounded by food establishments and he can eat whenever he wants... the fatty...

18handicap

01-09-2007, 02:52 PM

ha ha......like Lucy's, Ramon's, McDonald's, Church's, Elmo's, and Baytown Seafood in walking distance. Heard you even negotiated to have a Jack in the Crap across 36 where the old gas station was.

themsu97

01-09-2007, 03:13 PM

heck, if that is the case, I will have to buy some stock in that Jack in the box because they will be booming with panch, crop,paw and the other fat coaches there...

18handicap

01-09-2007, 03:42 PM

I forgot about the Chinese/Mexican restaurant on the corner there too.

I know I lost about 50 pounds when I moved away!! LOL

pancho villa

01-09-2007, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by themsu97
are you kidding 18, he stays in a good mood because that campus is surrounded by food establishments and he can eat whenever he wants... the fatty...

I hear the standaround sponsers are using you as second base cause you have no arms or legs.

cropduster

01-09-2007, 09:00 PM

Originally posted by pancho villa
Go play with your "soft" balls!

That just made me laugh out loud

pancho villa

01-09-2007, 09:05 PM

One of the standaround sponsers just called all excited cause they are having finger sandwiches at the breakout meetings.

Matthew328

01-09-2007, 09:46 PM

Pancho never ceases to amuse me...LOL

g$$

01-10-2007, 02:15 AM

Originally posted by pancho villa
One of the standaround sponsers just called all excited cause they are having finger sandwiches at the breakout meetings.

What do they serve at track meetings? Left-turn signs to the doughnuts/coffee table?

All in fun Pancho.

pancho villa

01-10-2007, 08:34 AM

The dirt waterer's are all giddy this morning cause they are going to Waco tomorrow. They were saying "I can't wait to see all the new mowers and rakes at the clinic" How gay.

Johnnypaycheck

01-10-2007, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by pancho villa
I hear the standaround sponsers are using you as second base cause you have no arms or legs.

ROTFLMAO:clap:

Bearkat

01-10-2007, 09:44 AM

Originally posted by pancho villa
The dirt waterer's are all giddy this morning cause they are going to Waco tomorrow. They were saying "I can't wait to see all the new mowers and rakes at the clinic" How gay.

I sense a lot of animosity from you toward baseball coaches. Did you play right field and bat last in tee-ball?

pancho villa

01-10-2007, 10:26 AM

Our asst. baseball sponsor said he is going to get a new fungo and can't wait to hold that "WOOD" in his hands.

Johnnypaycheck

01-10-2007, 10:37 AM

No pancho, I can't wait to go to the Lecture titled,

"how to chalk the lines without getting chalk all over your shoes"

pancho villa

01-10-2007, 11:41 AM

Today in the coaches office our goofy standaround coach said I can't wait to tell this joke at the clinic this week. Q: Why did the baseball player go to jail?

A: Because he was caught trying to steal 2nd base!"

What a numbnut!

themsu97

01-10-2007, 11:53 AM

use me as 2nd base... pretty good...
Panch, isn't it feeding time...wait that is 24/7 for you...

Johnnypaycheck

01-10-2007, 11:56 AM

Q: Why did pancho cross the road?

A: TO EAT MORE FOOD!!!!

themsu97

01-10-2007, 11:58 AM

make no mistake about it...Pancho does not cross the road... they have to wheel him across...send the trucks out in front of him with the wide load signs...

pancho villa

01-10-2007, 12:09 PM

Hey paycheck find that stopper on the field and get msu back on the basepath.

18handicap

01-11-2007, 06:58 AM

This is hilarious!! Keep it up!! The hose???

pancho villa

01-11-2007, 08:44 AM

Originally posted by 18handicap
This is hilarious!! Keep it up!! The hose???

Your a mini-dirt waterer 18.

Go do some raking.

pancho villa

01-11-2007, 08:53 AM

Our standaround boys said before they left to go to Waco yesterday, "Don't be jealous of the cool new hitting tees we are getting" What a couple of numbnuts!

scrub c

01-11-2007, 09:44 AM

so what kinda freebees do they hand out at the stand around clinic,

dr scholl's...

pirate4state

01-11-2007, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by pancho villa
Our standaround boys said before they left to go to Waco yesterday, "Don't be jealous of the cool new hitting tees we are getting" What a couple of numbnuts!

So are you going to provide updates while the coaches are in Waco? I'm looking forward to your reports!!! LOL!

pancho villa

01-11-2007, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by pirate4state
So are you going to provide updates while the coaches are in Waco? I'm looking forward to your reports!!! LOL!

When they call from Georges I'll let ya'll know what kind of foolishness they are up to. Do you want pictures of their "WOOD" bats?

pirate4state

01-11-2007, 10:05 AM

Originally posted by pancho villa
When they call from Georges I'll let ya'll know what kind of foolishness they are up to. Do you want pictures of their "WOOD" bats?

http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/smilies/needpics.gif

ROFLMAO!!!

pirate4state

01-12-2007, 02:55 AM

Pancho - I'm waiting for the latest update on the baseball seminar!!