The Happy Thread

[Bullaholic]

You've got to tell a funny or happy story or joke in this thread-----no griping, no whinning, or flaming of any sort allowed. Well wishes and salutations are encouraged. I' ll start with a"cheesy" joke:

What did Santa say when Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears got out of the limousine at the Christmas party?







"Ho,Ho,Ho" :D

[44INAROW]

It's not 3A, but it's a Happy Story for the Calhoun Sandcrab faithful.... I am sure GerRdoneStangs and Crabman will be pleased to hear this :)

(10:18 a.m.) Harris Poll names Sandcrab AD Coach of the Year
January 05, 2007 - Posted at 10:19 a.m.
PORT LAVACA – Richard Whitaker, Calhoun High School’s athletic director and head football coach, was named Texas Coach of the Year in the Harris Poll, which was released today.
Under Whitaker’s coaching, the Calhoun Sandcrabs won the 4A bi-district championship title and was area finalist in the 2006 season.

“It was a very special season. It certainly helped put Calhoun on the map,” said Superintendent Larry Nichols. “Calhoun is very proud of this statewide honor on behalf of one of our dedicated staff members, the coaching staff, the athletes, parents and supporters of Calhoun athletics. It was a team effort and that was recognized.”

[Ranger Mom]

I got a $103.00 check in the mail for some settlement on a law suit that I never knew I was involved in!!:D

[Bullaholic]

nm--this post violated the very intent of this thread. I apologize.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Nobody but me and you looking at this thread, 44INARow---bet if I had titled it "Flame Away and Call Out" thread we would have had 6 pages by now. :(

What am I?? Chopped liver????:(

[pirate4state]

I'm watching Heroes online and am on episode 11, this makes me HAPPY! :)

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
What am I?? Chopped liver????:(

No ma'am, I was just too quick on the trigger. :D

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
No ma'am, I was just too quick on the trigger. :D
:eek: :eek: pass...

[Snyder_TigerFan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I got a $103.00 check in the mail for some settlement on a law suit that I never knew I was involved in!!:D

Me too!!!

[BullFrog Dad]

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Snyder_TigerFan
Me too!!!

For real??

RAL??

Is it legit?

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I got a $103.00 check in the mail for some settlement on a law suit that I never knew I was involved in!!:D

I did too. got it on Weds.. was it RAL or something like that?

[pancho villa]

I just got done eating a big taco.

I live to eat, not eat to live

[Snyder_TigerFan]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
For real??

RAL??

Is it legit?

I think so, I cashed it. :D

A couple of years ago they also sent me coupons for free tax software to use for the next couple of years.

[Adidas410s]

just FYI...RAL stands for "Refund Anticipation Loan." There is a chance that you could have to pay interest on that money when/if you receive a tax return.

[Snyder_TigerFan]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
just FYI...RAL stands for "Refund Anticipation Loan." There is a chance that you could have to pay interest on that money when/if you receive a tax return.

Ya, but I only did that 1 year, about 8-10 years ago. Apparently, H&R Block was doing something illegal and got sued for it, hence the $103 check.

Sorry to hijack the thread Bull....carry on.

Happy....Happy:D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Snyder_TigerFan
Ya, but I only did that 1 year, about 8-10 years ago. Apparently, H&R Block was doing something illegal and got sued for it, hence the $103 check.

Sorry to hijack the thread Bull....carry on.

Happy....Happy:D

Cool!! Then mine is going in the bank !!

[BILLYFRED0000]

Well I am happy cause I stayed at a Holiday INN.

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??????

[Bullaholic]

As I said in his engagement thread, I am very happy for BDR and his fiancee-----now if we can just find a girl that runs slow enough for Adidas. :D

[gobbler grad]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
I did too. got it on Weds.. was it RAL or something like that?

Got one too...

Texas RAL Titigation...believe it comes with dealings from H&R Block...:thinking:

[BILLYFRED0000]

Come on don't let me tell a joke>>>>>

Oh hwll.
try this.......

A bunch of bulls and cows were standing on the side of a hill and a massive earthquake hit. The cows started rolling down the hill.
When they got to the bottom the quake had stopped. The bulls
were still standing where they had been laughing.

So the cows understandably mystified began the trek back up the hill. You see the water hole was up the hill where the bulls were.
Bout time they got there an aftershock occurred and the cows went rolling down the hill again. They got up and the bulls were right where they had been. And they were laughing again. Cows are beginning to get a little steamed at this point but nothing for it but to start to the water hole again.

This time they don't even get half way up the hill and the process begins again. When they get up this time they are mad cause the bulls are still where they were and laughin even harder. One of the cows has had enough.

"What in the world is so funny and why haven't you bulls ever fallen down the hill during these earthquakes? It ain't right ya'll
just standin there laughin at us."....

The Bulls laugh for a few seconds more till one stops to catch his breath.
The cow says "well are you going to let me in on the joke?"

The Bulls look at each other and one says

"WE BULLS WOBBLE BUT WE DON'T FALL DOWN".

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
As I said in his engagement thread, I am very happy for BDR and his fiancee-----now if we can just find a girl that runs slow enough for Adidas. :D

I'm working on it...two dates are in the books! ;)

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by BILLYFRED0000


"WE BULLS WOBBLE BUT WE DON'T FALL DOWN".

:clap: :clap: :clap: That was corny cute!!:D

[BILLYFRED0000]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
:clap: :clap: :clap: That was corny cute!!:D

Yeah I know it's corny. Only us West Texans can truly appreciate
a joke of this caliber. Probably the only water hole for a mile and a half with the others being dry most of the year.....

Definitions time.

Creek.


A WIDE DRY DITCH WITH RATTLESNAKES IN THE BOTTOM.

[Bullaholic]

T.O. has a new nickname at Valley Ranch----They call him "Maxwell House" because he's "Good to the last drop".

[DU_stud04]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

C'mon now, DU_stud----remember this is the "happy" thread.

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
T.O. has a new nickname at Valley Ranch----They call him "Maxwell House" because he's "Good to the last drop".

are you just sitting around thinking of this stuff today?

[Bullaholic]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
are you just sitting around thinking of this stuff today?

Everyday.....:D We can laugh or we can cry---I choose to laugh.

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by Bullaholic
Everyday.....:D We can laugh or we can cry---I choose to laugh.

I hear that............

I am happy that it is 12 Noon - headed home for lunch.....(another thing to be happy about, working close enough to home that I can do home during the noon hour)

carry on my friends :p

[injuredinmelee]

I am happy that i stayed up talking to Rita til midnight. She is shockingly amusing!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by injuredinmelee
I am happy that i stayed up talking to Rita til midnight. She is shockingly amusing! :eek: :eek: That was YOU??? :D

[BILLYFRED0000]

All right now......

Try this one on for size.


What happens when you cross a doctor with a doctor?





















you get a paradox.


And a medic with a medic.










A PARAMEDIC.

[injuredinmelee]

yeah ill put the shirt in the mail you left... lol

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by injuredinmelee
yeah ill put the shirt in the mail you left... lol thank you kind sir :inlove:

[injuredinmelee]

Just sent this card to the lady down the street that i smushed her dog a few weeks ago. Not quite the same but she will understand I am sorry.

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire.
I noticed your cat. Sorry!

[injuredinmelee]

gonna send this one to the ex wife:

"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you."

[injuredinmelee]

or the ex would really enjoy this Hall Mark card:
"When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise."

[injuredinmelee]

and finally a HallMark card for Rm and p4s:

"You are such a good friend
That if we were on a sinking ship
And there was only one life jacket....
I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."

[BILLYFRED0000]

THINGS TO PONDER......

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.


2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.


3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.


4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.


5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.


6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.


7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by injuredinmelee
and finally a HallMark card for Rm and p4s:

"You are such a good friend
That if we were on a sinking ship
And there was only one life jacket....
I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."

Gee Thanks!!:kiss:




:weeping: :weeping: :weeping:

[BILLYFRED0000]

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:


You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.


Law of Mechanical Repair:


After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch
or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of probability:

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were
in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every
time).

Bath Theorem:When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law
of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.

Theatre Rule:At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the
aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, someone
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers:If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced peanut butter
jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly
correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Location:No
matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you
are talking about.

Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they
will stop making it.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.

[pancho villa]

Why did god invent women?

Cause sheep can't do the dishes.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Why did god invent women?

Cause sheep can't do the dishes. :doh: :doh: :doh:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Why did god invent women?

Cause sheep can't do the dishes.

ROFL!!!

I married a bachelor because he DID know how to do the dishes...and laundry!!:D

[injuredinmelee]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Why did god invent women?

Cause sheep can't do the dishes.

Post of the day!!!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Why did god invent women?

Cause sheep can't do the dishes.

That is just sick. You are awful and yet I can't stop reading your psots!!! :evillol: :helpme: :D

[BILLYFRED0000]

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.


A day without sunshine is like, well, night.


Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.


The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.


It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.


If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.


The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.



Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.


Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.


The shin bone is a device for finding furniture.


A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.


When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pirate4state
That is just sick. You are awful and yet I can't stop reading your psots!!! :evillol: :helpme: :D

It has been my experience that men who post like male chauvinist pigs are more than likely actually "whooped"!!

I just pity him!!:( :(

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
It has been my experience that men who post like male chauvinist pigs are more than likely actually "whooped"!!

I just pity him!!:( :(

Interesting. :thinking:

Can't wait for his response! :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Interesting. :thinking:

Can't wait for his response! :D

Hehe!!!:p :evillol: :evillol:

[BILLYFRED0000]

Why do women have smaller feet?



It is an evolutionary thing. It allows them to get close to the sink
and wash dishes even when they are pregnant.

[BILLYFRED0000]

World's Thinnest Books:


FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac



HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda


MY BEAUTY SECRETS

by Janet Reno


HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE

by John Denver


MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino


THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton


MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden


THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates


THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman



MY WILD YEARS

by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA 'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS


DETROIT: A Travel Guide


A COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J. Kevorkian


ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes


GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson


SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

Bridge Travel
by Ted Kennedy



MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

[BILLYFRED0000]

A Texas Cowboy

A Texas cowboy was tending to his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in
Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have
exactly 1586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a consultant for the Government." says the cowboy.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy, "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you don't know anything about my business........ Now give me back my dog."

[Blastoderm55]

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off.

[TheDOCTORdre]

Its FRIDAY...how can you not be happy?:D

[carter08]

I'm happy

[DU_stud04]

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Interesting. :thinking:

Can't wait for his response! :D

Over 2 hours later and still no response!

(I bet his wife made him get off the computer and do the dishes and paint her toenails!!:evillol: :evillol: )

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Over 2 hours later and still no response!

(I bet his wife made him get off the computer and do the dishes and paint her toenails!!:evillol: :evillol: )


:clap: :clap: :clap: I wouldn't doubt it!!! :thumbsup: LMAO!!!

I have been laughing all afternoon. :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pirate4state
:clap: :clap: :clap: I wouldn't doubt it!!! :thumbsup: LMAO!!!

I have been laughing all afternoon. :D

Well.....this IS the happy thread!!

hmmm....I wonder if that's anything like the happy trail?:thinking:

[Maroon87]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I got a $103.00 check in the mail for some settlement on a law suit that I never knew I was involved in!!:D


I got a $92 check because when I paid off my Visa a few months back I paid too much.:cool:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Well.....this IS the happy thread!!

hmmm....I wonder if that's anything like the happy trail?:thinking:

You are bad, bad, bad!!!! :evillol: :evillol:

[Blastoderm55]

I had a happy trail when I was in like the seventh grade. Ever since then, its been a wilderness down there. :eek:

[DU_stud04]

.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Blastoderm55
I had a happy trail when I was in like the seventh grade. Ever since then, its been a wilderness down there. :eek:

Ummm.....I was talking about the song!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :devil: :devil: :devil: :evillol: :evillol: :evillol:

Happy Trails to You
Written by: Dale Evans
Recorded by: Roy Rogers & Dale Evans

Happy trails to you, 'till we meet again.
Some trails are happy ones,
Others are blue.
It's the way you ride the trail that counts,
Here's a happy one for you.

Happy trails to you
Until we meet again
Happy trails to you
Keep smiling until then
Who cares about the clouds when we're together?
Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather.
Happy trails to you, until we meet again.

[Blastoderm55]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Ummm.....I was talking about the song!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :devil: :devil: :devil: :evillol: :evillol: :evillol:

Happy Trails to You
Written by: Dale Evans
Recorded by: Roy Rogers & Dale Evans

Happy trails to you, 'till we meet again.
Some trails are happy ones,
Others are blue.
It's the way you ride the trail that counts,
Here's a happy one for you.

Happy trails to you
Until we meet again
Happy trails to you
Keep smiling until then
Who cares about the clouds when we're together?
Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather.
Happy trails to you, until we meet again.

That's the song Al Bundy sang at the funeral of Fuzzy McGee right? :p

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Blastoderm55
That's the song Al Bundy sang at the funeral of Fuzzy McGee right? :p

I have no clue!! As a matter of fact, until I went and pulled the lyrics off of google, I had no idea that Roy Rogers and Dale Evans sang it.

I just remember always singing it "back in the day" when I was stumbling out of the bar at the end of the night!!:crazy1: :crazy1:

[BILLYFRED0000]

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , Galveston , up to Houston and down
to Brownsville .

They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock and Amarillo .

From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I voted for John Kerry, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your guns"

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

[Ranger Mom]

Billyfred....you are on a roll today!!:clap:

[pirate4state]

Sirius Radio online is the best thing EVER!!!!

OMG - Kellye you would LOVE Hair Nation!!! :thumbsup: :inlove:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Sirius Radio online is the best thing EVER!!!!

OMG - Kellye you would LOVE Hair Nation!!! :thumbsup: :inlove:

Huh?? So what is it?? Don't just leave me hanging like that!!!!!

[Maroon87]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Sirius Radio online is the best thing EVER!!!!

OMG - Kellye you would LOVE Hair Nation!!! :thumbsup: :inlove:


Lemme guess...they play Winger?:thinking:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Huh?? So what is it?? Don't just leave me hanging like that!!!!!

You know. Hair Bands. Let me see what is playing on that station right now. Right now I'm listening to Classic Rewind (Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Love)

On Hair Nation - The Scorpions - The Zoo
ugh and now Warrant is on :hairpunk: Time to change the station :D

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Maroon87
Lemme guess...they play Winger?:thinking:

Probably. I changed the station when Warrant came on!!! Yuck!!

[AP Panther Fan]

I am extremely happy since I got a phone call earlier telling me that all but about $150.00 of my daughters $1700.00 Washington DC fundraising effort has been achieved.:clap: :clap: :clap:

You have now idea how tired I am of selling popcorn, chocolate bars, cookies, candles and car washing!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
I am extremely happy since I got a phone call earlier telling me that all but about $150.00 of my daughters $1700.00 Washington DC fundraising effort has been achieved.:clap: :clap: :clap:

You have now idea how tired I am of selling popcorn, chocolate bars, cookies, candles and car washing!

WOO HOO!!!! Which daughter???

[BILLYFRED0000]

The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by pirate4state
WOO HOO!!!! Which daughter???

Cameron...there will be forty-three Aransas Pass 8th graders descending on Washington DC during spring break. It will be an awesome trip for all of them....I am just a bit jealous because I have never been.;)

[LitanyofFury]

Happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy!!

Me= Ren and Stimpy fan.

[BILLYFRED0000]

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but theyare for her computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"

[LHMom]

My happy thought is this -

My 9 month old Catahoula dog was scared by the fireworks on New Year's Eve. She disappeared and was missing for several days, but we were very fortunate and she was spotted near Lattimore's (yes, the LH linebacker) house. She is safe back at home now, and I am VERY happy about that!!

[tigerpride_08]

Im happy we beat Needville tonight in OT...:D

[charlesrixey]

i'm happy Dallas won by five in SA and lead the division by 4 games and lead the season series 2-1.

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Over 2 hours later and still no response!

(I bet his wife made him get off the computer and do the dishes and paint her toenails!!:evillol: :evillol: )

Sorry I could not respond but I have been beating Ms Pancho and little Pancho and Panchita all night.

Boy they are terrible at cards.