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AP Panther Fan
12-19-2006, 10:39 AM
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs ... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,
Larry B.
Hendersonville, TN

pirate4state
12-19-2006, 10:41 AM
ROFL!! :doh: :doh: :D

44INAROW
12-19-2006, 10:41 AM
:D :D :D :D Gotta love the 1 track mind :)

Adidas410s
12-19-2006, 10:41 AM
:clap: :clap: :clap:

rundoe
12-19-2006, 10:42 AM
TOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!

DU_stud04
12-19-2006, 10:52 AM
thats my boy! he sure has his priorities straight :thumbsup: :clap: :clap: :clap: :evil: