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IHS Fan
12-11-2006, 12:13 PM
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the
class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying
attention. She went back to find out what was going on.

He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy.


The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.
He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.

He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion
at
the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him
sitting at his desk with his "thing" hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said,
"And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come
and
pick me up from school."