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44INAROW
11-21-2006, 11:27 AM
Here's a little humor to lighten things up this morning...

**oldie but goodie**

A woman was walking along a deserted beach one day when she saw an old bottle. She picked it up and while she was rubbing the sand off, smoke arose from it and a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got 3 wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, 3-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one wish genie.So...what'll it be?"The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.> See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other> and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for 500 years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family. Doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. Tha is what I wish for ... a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the damn map."


:D :D :D
Adidas410s
11-21-2006, 11:33 AM
:mad: :mad: :mad:
pirate4state
11-21-2006, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
Here's a little humor to lighten things up this morning...

**oldie but goodie**

A woman was walking along a deserted beach one day when she saw an old bottle. She picked it up and while she was rubbing the sand off, smoke arose from it and a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got 3 wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, 3-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one wish genie.So...what'll it be?"The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.> See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other> and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for 500 years. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family. Doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. Tha is what I wish for ... a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the damn map."


:D :D :D

HAHA - have I got a joke for YOU - is not board appropiate, but will forward via email momentarily!!! :devil:
44INAROW
11-21-2006, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
HAHA - have I got a joke for YOU - is not board appropiate, but will forward via email momentarily!!! :devil:

That was funny.......... the chicken, the horse and the BMW ;)
DU_stud04
11-21-2006, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
HAHA - have I got a joke for YOU - is not board appropiate, but will forward via email momentarily!!! :devil: pm me too please:D
pirate4state
11-21-2006, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
pm me too please:D

Check your EMAIL ;)
DU_stud04
11-21-2006, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
Check your EMAIL ;)

hahaha, that was great :clap: :clap: :clap:
pirate4state
11-21-2006, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by DU_stud04
hahaha, that was great :clap: :clap: :clap: :evillol:
DaHop72
11-21-2006, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
:evillol: I guess my email is just running slow, since I haven't gotten it yet.:(
BULLDAWG-MOM
11-21-2006, 02:47 PM
FUNNY !! :clap: :clap: :clap: :D
pirate4state
11-21-2006, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by DaHop72
I guess my email is just running slow, since I haven't gotten it yet.:( :thinking: I thought I sent it to you? My bad. :o
DaHop72
11-21-2006, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
:thinking: I thought I sent it to you? My bad. :o
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5883/hystericaliw2.gif (http://imageshack.us)http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5883/hystericaliw2.gif (http://imageshack.us)http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5883/hystericaliw2.gif (http://imageshack.us)http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5883/hystericaliw2.gif (http://imageshack.us)Man, sure glad I'm not looking for chicks, I don't think I could afford a BMW. :devil: :devil:
DU_stud04
11-21-2006, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by DaHop72
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5883/hystericaliw2.gif (http://imageshack.us)http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5883/hystericaliw2.gif (http://imageshack.us)http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5883/hystericaliw2.gif (http://imageshack.us)http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5883/hystericaliw2.gif (http://imageshack.us)Man, sure glad I'm not looking for chicks, I don't think I could afford a BMW. :devil: :devil: hahahaha:clap: :clap: :clap:
pirate4state
11-21-2006, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by DaHop72
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5883/hystericaliw2.gif (http://imageshack.us)http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5883/hystericaliw2.gif (http://imageshack.us)http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5883/hystericaliw2.gif (http://imageshack.us)http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/5883/hystericaliw2.gif (http://imageshack.us)Man, sure glad I'm not looking for chicks, I don't think I could afford a BMW. :devil: :devil:

:eek: :eek: :eek: ROFLMAO!! :thumbsup:
44INAROW
11-21-2006, 03:50 PM
I am S L O W today - I just got it........ :D :D :D :D :D