I'm Worried About My Roommate....

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I get back to my dorm room after a weekend back on the farm, and he's listening to Reba. He listens to her 1:30 this morning. I get back to my dorm room this morning, and he's listening to Miranda Lambert and a host of other female country artists. Am I wrong to be worried? Should I tell him to go get his wrists x-rayed?

[carter08]

miranda lambert is hot

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by carter08
miranda lambert is hot

I concur...after seeing her in person last week...I must agree.

And Reba...it's like the Susan Sarandon in Bull Durham factor! ;)

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Originally posted by carter08
miranda lambert is hot

That is why you look at her picture, not listen to her music....

[STANG RED]

When he starts dancing around and lip syncing with them, get worried!

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Originally posted by STANG RED
When he starts dancing around and lip syncing with them, get worried!


Okay, so in the meantime, what should I do to get him to turn it off? Seriously, last night, I wanted to go to sleep, but all I kept hearing was, "Here's your one chance fancy don't let me down!" over and over again....It was a nightmare come true...

[Boosty_Hondo]

i would tell him to turn it off cause that would get old

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Okay, so in the meantime, what should I do to get him to turn it off? Seriously, last night, I wanted to go to sleep, but all I kept hearing was, "Here's your one chance fancy don't let me down!" over and over again....It was a nightmare come true...

Sorry, cant help ya bud. But just to be on the safe side, I wouldnt be sleeping face down, if I were you.:D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by Boosty_Hondo
i would tell him to turn it off cause that would get old

Well, he could then tell me to stop watching TV because it bothers him...So I have to think of a diplomatic approach.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Okay, so in the meantime, what should I do to get him to turn it off? Seriously, last night, I wanted to go to sleep, but all I kept hearing was, "Here's your one chance fancy don't let me down!" over and over again....It was a nightmare come true... ROFL!! :D Have you tired asking that he keep it down??

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Sorry, cant help ya bud. But just to be on the safe side, I wouldnt be sleeping face down, if I were you.:D
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lol
Or that would be his one chance fancy?:D

[Buckeye80]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Well, he could then tell me to stop watching TV because it bothers him...So I have to think of a diplomatic approach.

Diplomatic would be, "Hey! Your music choice sucks! Turn it off or I'll slap you! If you don't like what I watch on TV, close your eyes! I can't shove enough cotton in my ears to drown out whiny country music!"

See how that approach works.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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lol
Or that would be his one chance fancy?:D


Hey, let's hope not....That would result in an untimely demise of him.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

If I have to hear "Suds in the Bucket" one more time I'm going to punch him in the face...He put it on repeat and this is the THIRD time in a row.....:mad:

[Boosty_Hondo]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Well, he could then tell me to stop watching TV because it bothers him...So I have to think of a diplomatic approach.

well i have a good reply for that but i would get rommed

[DU_stud04]

plan a.

buy a slipknot mast and listen to the heaviest music you can. light a few candles and then make a sacrafic outta of cat(preferrably stuffed) and make blood shoot off everywhere.



do that every night till he moves out.





plan b.

delete certain music from his computer.


plan c.

punch said roomaite in face everytime certain music comes on in training him of whats right and wrong.


plan d.

start prancing around pretending you like the stuff, relax the wrist at all times and ask if he can start calling you sally now before you have the sex change operation.

sleep in his bed inbetween classes.....

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by Boosty_Hondo
well i have a good reply for that but i would get rommed

PM it to me, then. ;)

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
If I have to hear "Suds in the Bucket" one more time I'm going to punch him in the face...He put it on repeat and this is the THIRD time in a row.....:mad:
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I think maybe he doesn't like you or is looking for some time by himself.

[lepfan]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Well, he could then tell me to stop watching TV because it bothers him...So I have to think of a diplomatic approach. Ear plugs!!!! They are cheap and work like a charm.

[DU_stud04]

my roomaite started playing these wierd video games on his computer


i threw him some headphones and ive been happy ever since.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Yeah, he's moving out at the end of the semester. He told his parents he didn't feel safe because he kept eating my food so I told him that I would beat him up if he continued to do so, along with leaving empty dishes around the sink and dirty clothes on the floor. He hasn't eaten my food, and he keeps the room clean now.

[tigerbyheart]

buy him some headphones...Maybe he'll get the picture
:D :D

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Originally posted by tigerbyheart
buy him some headphones...Maybe he'll get the picture
:D :D


The thing is...he already has some and won't ever put them on...

[carter08]

Tell him that his music turns you on.

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Originally posted by carter08
Tell him that his music turns you on.


Why would I want to encourage him? You're gross...

[carter08]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Why would I want to encourage him? You're gross...

if he isn't that way, then he'll stop
if he is, your screwed

[DU_stud04]

plan a :D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by carter08
if he isn't that way, then he'll stop
if he is, your screwed


Yeah, but these are one of those things you just don't want to try it and see what happens....

[DU_stud04]

if he is moving out already then you just have 2 weeks left, maybe no1 will move in and u have ur room to urself next semester.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
if he is moving out already then you just have 2 weeks left, maybe no1 will move in and u have ur room to urself next semester.

That's what I'm hoping for.

[Buckeye80]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
He told his parents he didn't feel safe because he kept eating my food so I told him that I would beat him up if he continued to do so,

And you're worried about diplomacy??:D

[CenTexSports]

Country music is like politics. When you start living what they sing about, you tend to listen more. Maybe your room mate is going through one of those missing momma things or his dog got run over by a train.

Politics are similar. When you are young you are looking through rose colored glasses and you see why we should take money from those that have it and give it to help those that don't. But when you are 35 making $80,000 and are considered one of the wealthy and you have to pay 35% plus taxes then the roses fall away and all you are left with is the angry red eys directed toward the socialist democrats that want to give your money away to those that are too lazy to work.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by CenTexSports
Country music is like politics. When you start living what they sing about, you tend to listen more. Maybe your room mate is going through one of those missing momma things or his dog got run over by a train.

Politics are similar. When you are young you are looking through rose colored glasses and you see why we should take money from those that have it and give it to help those that don't. But when you are 35 making $80,000 and are considered one of the wealthy and you have to pay 35% plus taxes then the roses fall away and all you are left with is the angry red eys directed toward the socialist democrats that want to give your money away to those that are too lazy to work.


Why are you making things political and throwing Socialist around? That's a quick way to piss someone off, especially someone like myself.

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Originally posted by Buckeye80
And you're worried about diplomacy??:D

I can tell him not to eat my food, but I can't tell him what to do with his own stuff....

[mustang04]

hey...i'll be your roommate if you need one!!! even austin powers would be jealous of our 'shag-pad':D

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Originally posted by mustang04
hey...i'll be your roommate if you need one!!! even austin powers would be jealous of our 'shag-pad':D


Well then what are you waiting for? Apply to A&M and come on down, bro.

[CenTexSports]

I am sorry, it was an easy button to push. You should not let words bother you. We live in a limited socialist society anyway. Whenever you have entitlement programs those are socialist by definition (sharing the wealth). I personally just think the left side of our political system moves too close to the Marxism thinking on socialism.

But back to the original topic: Did your roommate's dog get run over by a darned ole train?

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Why are you making things political and throwing Socialist around? That's a quick way to piss someone off, especially someone like myself.
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Calm down G-man. sheesh.:)
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He's only saying that...
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because it's true. :D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by SintonFan
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Calm down G-man. sheesh.:)
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He's only saying that...
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because it's true. :D

Yeah, I'll believe that when me crap turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert. :hand:

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Yeah, I'll believe that when me crap turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert. :hand:
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Like the walking taco from South Park? It's possible.:p

[Buckeye80]

Originally posted by CenTexSports
We live in a limited socialist society anyway. Whenever you have entitlement programs those are socialist by definition (sharing the wealth).

But the alarming thing is how quickly it is becoming "unlimited socialism". That discussion is for another board.

[Old Tiger]

Is he baked?

[wimbo_pro]

Tell your roommate that those female singers help you get in touch with your feminine side...then tell him he is looking kinda sexy today. That should do it.

[Old Tiger]

At least he is not singing karoke to Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson

[Stownhorse]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Sorry, cant help ya bud. But just to be on the safe side, I wouldnt be sleeping face down, if I were you.:D

haha man it would suck to have a homo for a roommate

[carter08]

Originally posted by Stownhorse
haha man it would suck to have a homo for a roommate

why
you 2 would get along perfectly

[Stownhorse]

Originally posted by carter08
why
you 2 would get along perfectly


ohhh good one:clap: :clap: :clap: .....NOT

[carter08]

Originally posted by Stownhorse
ohhh good one:clap: :clap: :clap: .....NOT

not my fault you're as straight as a rainbow

i'll stop now

[Stownhorse]

Originally posted by carter08
not my fault you're as straight as a rainbow

i'll stop now

You know all the gay joke huh? wierd :thinking: lol

[carter08]

Originally posted by Stownhorse
You know all the gay joke huh? wierd :thinking: lol

i'm not to going to fufill your sick little fantasy

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by CenTexSports

But back to the original topic: Did your roommate's dog get run over by a darned ole train?

That' the greatest country song ever, or at least the version with him, Waylon Jennings and Charlie Pride says so.

[Pudlugger]

Originally posted by CenTexSports
Country music is like politics. When you start living what they sing about, you tend to listen more. Maybe your room mate is going through one of those missing momma things or his dog got run over by a train.

Politics are similar. When you are young you are looking through rose colored glasses and you see why we should take money from those that have it and give it to help those that don't. But when you are 35 making $80,000 and are considered one of the wealthy and you have to pay 35% plus taxes then the roses fall away and all you are left with is the angry red eys directed toward the socialist democrats that want to give your money away to those that are too lazy to work.

Oh yeah! You speak truth to power! LOL :cheerl: :cheerl: :cheerl:

[Pudlugger]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Why are you making things political and throwing Socialist around? That's a quick way to piss someone off, especially someone like myself.

Relax BBDE, your pals are in power now and they are going to tax your future into the utopian toilet. You should be happy! Keep working hard 'cause them poor folks need your earnings. Hope your family can keep your farm but with estate taxes at 55% and the high price of real estate might be hard to come up with the cash someday. Oh well, its for the children, j/k

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by Pudlugger
Relax BBDE, your pals are in power now and they are going to tax your future into the utopian toilet. You should be happy! Keep working hard 'cause them poor folks need your earnings. Hope your family can keep your farm but with estate taxes at 55% might be hard to come up with the cash someday. Oh well, its for the children, j/k

Really? Is that why property taxes have gone up the past few years? :hand:
Come on guys, seriously, stay on topic, I have to study and you're going to get me all fired up, and that's just not something that I want to deal with for a few days. ;)