View Full Version : College Basketball Kids with Cool Names..
District303aPastPlayer
11-15-2006, 10:55 PM
Luc Richard Mbah a Moute
Pierre Marie Altidor-Cespedes
from UCLA and Gonzaga respectively
CalallenWildcat
11-15-2006, 11:02 PM
http://www.collegehoopsnet.com/columns/051229.htm
30) Brad Nuckles - ETSU
Why? "Bloody" nickname makes for good headlines.
29) Akin Akingbala - Clemson
Why? Parents took easy way out and just copied Akin from last name.
28) QuoVadis Harper - Chicago State
Why? First name gets huge points in Scrabble.
27) Can Civi - Davidson
Why? Apparently pronounced "John Chee-vee." If you say so.
26) Bubba Long - Eastern Kentucky
Why? Nothing says Eastern Kentucky like the name Bubba.
25) Supo Jegede - New Mexico State
Why? No Supo for you!
24) Jazz Henderson - Long Beach State
Why? I wish my first name was Jazz.
23) Luc Richard Mbah a Moute - UCLA
Why? My Mbah is better than your a Moute.
22) Leemire Goldwire - Charlotte
Why? It rhymes! Weeeee!
21) Arizona AZ Reid - High Point
Why? Best of the geographic names.
20) Stanley Asumnu - Tennessee
Why? If you assume, you make an as out of u and mnu.
19) Uwemedimo Eshietedoho - UMBC
Why? By my count, that's 11 syllables.
18) Paulius Packevicius - Rice
Why? Try Saying that name three times fast.
17) B-Jay Walker - Oakland
Why? I'd be twice as cool with a dash in my first name.
16) Kibwe Trim - Sacred Heart
Why? Could be America's next hot diet.
15) VJ Fails - Charleston Southern
Why? Unfortunately VJ Fails often from the FT line (3-16 for career!)
14) Teaco Mickles - Alabama A&M
Why? If I wonder if Teaco laughs when you mickle him.
13) Pops Mensah-Bonsu - GW
Why? Because his name is Pops Mensah-Bonsu.
12) Parfait Bitee - Rhode Island
Why? I know a great recipe for Parfait Bitee.
11) Pooh Jeter - Portland
Why? Do you have to ask?
10) Preston LeMaster - Kentucky
Why? I am the LeMaster of my own domain!
9) Dipo Popoola - Northeastern
Why? Would be twice as funny if his name was Poopola.
8) Fats Cuyler - MSTU
Why? I used to bowl with a guy named Fats. He was fat.
7) Austin Swig - Montana
Why? It would be cool if college kids yelled "Swig! Swig! Swig! Swig!" at parties.
6) Cleve Woodfork - Tenn-Martin
Why? It takes more than a wood fork to cleave meat.
5) Dexter Shankle - UTPA
Why? This name just makes me giggle for some reason.
4) Austen Powers - CS Northridge
Why? If you don't know, I guess you don't like movies.
3) Willie Dingle - Rider
Why? It's not proper to show your Willie Dingle in public.
2) Chris Porn - Elon
Why? Because this guy knows how to use his Willie Dingle.
1) Chief Kickingstallionsims - Stetson
Why? I figured it would mean "Likes to Kick Stallions." But apparently it means "Strength of Fallen Rocks."
un b weavable
11-15-2006, 11:05 PM
I like Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala but he's in the NFL, not a college basketball player. I think he's with the panthers now.
Old Tiger
11-16-2006, 12:22 AM
Don't watch it enough
Those are all good.
Homer Pick: Acie Law, Texas A&M (just has street cred to me!)
DU_stud04
11-16-2006, 03:56 AM
Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
Luc Richard Mbah a Moute
Pierre Marie Altidor-Cespedes
from UCLA and Gonzaga respectively best team ever to come from gonzaga here (http://barney.gonzaga.edu/~lbarats/index.html)
carry on with what you were doing....
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