College Basketball Kids with Cool Names..

[District303aPastPlayer]

Luc Richard Mbah a Moute
Pierre Marie Altidor-Cespedes

from UCLA and Gonzaga respectively

[CalallenWildcat]

http://www.collegehoopsnet.com/columns/051229.htm

30) Brad Nuckles - ETSU

Why? "Bloody" nickname makes for good headlines.



29) Akin Akingbala - Clemson

Why? Parents took easy way out and just copied Akin from last name.



28) QuoVadis Harper - Chicago State

Why? First name gets huge points in Scrabble.



27) Can Civi - Davidson

Why? Apparently pronounced "John Chee-vee." If you say so.



26) Bubba Long - Eastern Kentucky

Why? Nothing says Eastern Kentucky like the name Bubba.



25) Supo Jegede - New Mexico State

Why? No Supo for you!



24) Jazz Henderson - Long Beach State

Why? I wish my first name was Jazz.



23) Luc Richard Mbah a Moute - UCLA

Why? My Mbah is better than your a Moute.



22) Leemire Goldwire - Charlotte

Why? It rhymes! Weeeee!



21) Arizona AZ Reid - High Point

Why? Best of the geographic names.



20) Stanley Asumnu - Tennessee

Why? If you assume, you make an as out of u and mnu.



19) Uwemedimo Eshietedoho - UMBC

Why? By my count, that's 11 syllables.



18) Paulius Packevicius - Rice

Why? Try Saying that name three times fast.



17) B-Jay Walker - Oakland

Why? I'd be twice as cool with a dash in my first name.



16) Kibwe Trim - Sacred Heart

Why? Could be America's next hot diet.



15) VJ Fails - Charleston Southern

Why? Unfortunately VJ Fails often from the FT line (3-16 for career!)



14) Teaco Mickles - Alabama A&M

Why? If I wonder if Teaco laughs when you mickle him.



13) Pops Mensah-Bonsu - GW

Why? Because his name is Pops Mensah-Bonsu.



12) Parfait Bitee - Rhode Island

Why? I know a great recipe for Parfait Bitee.



11) Pooh Jeter - Portland

Why? Do you have to ask?



10) Preston LeMaster - Kentucky

Why? I am the LeMaster of my own domain!



9) Dipo Popoola - Northeastern

Why? Would be twice as funny if his name was Poopola.



8) Fats Cuyler - MSTU

Why? I used to bowl with a guy named Fats. He was fat.



7) Austin Swig - Montana

Why? It would be cool if college kids yelled "Swig! Swig! Swig! Swig!" at parties.



6) Cleve Woodfork - Tenn-Martin

Why? It takes more than a wood fork to cleave meat.



5) Dexter Shankle - UTPA

Why? This name just makes me giggle for some reason.



4) Austen Powers - CS Northridge

Why? If you don't know, I guess you don't like movies.



3) Willie Dingle - Rider

Why? It's not proper to show your Willie Dingle in public.



2) Chris Porn - Elon

Why? Because this guy knows how to use his Willie Dingle.



1) Chief Kickingstallionsims - Stetson

Why? I figured it would mean "Likes to Kick Stallions." But apparently it means "Strength of Fallen Rocks."

[un b weavable]

I like Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala but he's in the NFL, not a college basketball player. I think he's with the panthers now.

[Old Tiger]

Don't watch it enough

[g$$]

Those are all good.

Homer Pick: Acie Law, Texas A&M (just has street cred to me!)

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by District303aPastPlayer
Luc Richard Mbah a Moute
Pierre Marie Altidor-Cespedes

from UCLA and Gonzaga respectively best team ever to come from gonzaga here (http://barney.gonzaga.edu/~lbarats/index.html)

carry on with what you were doing....