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Curly
11-13-2006, 03:39 PM
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Mild-mannered mom comes out swinging in the mother of all Football Fan punch-ups.
Ranger Mom is usually a mild-mannered mother-of-three who admits enjoying the odd beer and warbling some out of tune hits from days gone by down at her local karaoke box.
But, thanks to a brawl in the Greenwood Football Stands last Friday night, Ranger Fans ended up with her photo spread around the world, earning great admiration as much for her gusto as for her decent set of legs, Ranger Mom was embroiled in an all-out donnybrook that started because the rest of the Greenwood Ranger Fans failed to stand at the end of the Traditional Two-Bits cheer to start the second half of the High School Football Game.
Ranger Mom showed no fear as she took on the President of the Greenwood School Board, W.T. Rockhauler who still engages in the occasional professional wrestling bout, clobbering him several times and pulling his hair even as her skirt was rising up toward her hips.
Even when somebody within the clutter reached out and viciously squeezed her (edit), Ranger Mom refused to give in, smashing the perpetrator to the face with a powerful right before slamming her knees into his groin area.

spiveyrat
11-13-2006, 04:41 PM
Are you sure it wasn't the Jerry Springer show? :confused:

Ranger Mom
11-13-2006, 04:47 PM
:hand: :hand: :hand:

I would NEVER wear a dress to a football game!!:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

gobbler grad
11-13-2006, 11:13 PM
I knew it was more than just falling down...:eek::D :D :D

gobblerfan02
11-14-2006, 12:43 AM
...but RM did fall....from the ugly tree that is, she did miss quite a few branches, but she did hit the one that actually counted!:inlove:

Hope your face doesn't hurt too much Kel.....and get well soon!