Favorite Forrest Gump Quotes

[GreenMonster]

"I gotta pee...."

[Blastoderm55]

"TO DO WHATEVER YOU TELL ME, DRILL SARGEANT!"

[Blastoderm55]

"He got a daddy named Forrest, too?" :p

[GreenMonster]

"Lt. Dan, you got new legs."

[handNthedirt]

"Sorry I ruined your black panther party."

3rd qtr was created so the band has a chance to replenish their fluids and gear up for the best "Tequilla" ever played under the lights in the 4th qtr.

[mustang04]

"It must be hard being a king..."

[Blastoderm55]

"I sit next to them in my Home Economics class all the time."

:D

[handNthedirt]

"His legs is skrong, but his spine's as crooked as a politician(or a certain moderator)."

My band can outmarch your band.

[Blastoderm55]

(Principle - "You don't say much.")

"Ehhhh, ehhhh, ehhh, ehhhh, ehhhhhh, ehhhhhhhhhh!"

[Butkus]

Originally posted by handNthedirt
"His legs is skrong, but his spine's as crooked as a politician(or a certain moderator)."

My band can outmarch your band. handnthedirt ole son forrest gumps mama and min always said

"Stupid is as stupid does"

[Adidas410s]

:mad: :mad: :mad: <--------- to Green Monster ;)

[smustangs]

"... it just jumped up and bit me in the buttoks."

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by Butkus
handnthedirt ole son forrest gumps mama and min always said


Butkus, are you OK? You are starting to sound a lot like Muhamad Ali. Too many wicked shots to the head starting to catch up to you or what? It's OK if you reply with jibberish, I will accept that as a yes answer to my question.

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
:mad: :mad: :mad: <--------- to Green Monster ;)

sorry FORREST, no pun intended. You know how it goes though, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."

[DU_stud04]

Lieutenant Dan: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.

:D

[halfnhalf]

You may not believe this if I told you, but I can run like the wind blows.

[DU_stud04]

Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?

Lieutenant Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs.

Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.

Lieutenant Dan: Yes... yes, I know that. You wrote me a letter, you idiot! :D

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by handNthedirt
"His legs is skrong, but his spine's as crooked as a politician(or a certain moderator)."

My band can outmarch your band. :doh: :doh:

"I gotta save Bubba!"

[DU_stud04]

Sometimes, I guess there's just not enough rocks.
:D :D :D

[Blastoderm55]

"You know what I think. I think you should come home...to Greenbow, Ala-BAMA!!!"

[handNthedirt]

"that's my boat."

the band shot j.r.

[handNthedirt]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Sometimes, I guess there's just not enough rocks.
:D :D :D

one of my favs!

...besides band.

[GreenMonster]

"She taught me how to swing and I taught her how to dangle!."

[DU_stud04]

We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for a guy named "Charlie".

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by handNthedirt
"His legs is skrong, but his spine's as crooked as a politician(or a certain moderator)."


Don't talk about Debbie like that!!:p

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Don't talk about Debbie like that!!:p

That's not a Forrest Gump quote you thread pirate! :mad:

"I must have had me 13 or 14 Dr Peppers."

[Old Tiger]

"I just kept running"

[handNthedirt]

Seat's taken....I don't know Debbie.

it wasn't balco that made barry so big...you guessed it, it was the band!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
That's not a Forrest Gump quote you thread pirate! :mad:

"I must have had me 13 or 14 Dr Peppers."

I know it's not...but you know me, I don't play by the rules!!



:kiss: :kiss:

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
"I gotta pee...." :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
"I gotta pee...."

That was my quote WAY before it was Forrest Gumps!!:hand: :hand:

[infamous]

not sure what my favorite quote is...but the best scene is towards the end when he's like, "Is he like...." referring to is he smart or not

omg

makes me cry like a losing cameron fan EVERYTIME!

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
That was my quote WAY before it was Forrest Gumps!!:hand: :hand:

"Hi Mama, I'm home."

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
That was my quote WAY before it was Forrest Gumps!!:hand: :hand:
yea, sure is your favorite quote. we heard it every 20 miles on the trip:p :D

[Butkus]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
Butkus, are you OK? You are starting to sound a lot like Muhamad Ali. Too many wicked shots to the head starting to catch up to you or what? It's OK if you reply with jibberish, I will accept that as a yes answer to my question.



When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.


Im okay greenmonster. Jus a little weary of how some people talk bout kids.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Butkus
When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.


Im okay greenmonster. Jus a little weary of how some people talk bout kids. :weeping: :weeping: You stole my quote!!!

"Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere."

[Butkus]

Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by Butkus
When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle.


Im okay greenmonster. Jus a little weary of how some people talk bout kids.

Must admit Butkus, the band hatred permeating from a certain poster is starting to get stale.

odd guy: "WHOA! You just stepped in a huge pile of dog _ _ _ _!"

Gump: "It happens."

odd guy: "What? _ _ _ _?"

Gump: "Sometimes."

[Ranger Mom]

That's all I have to say about that"

[Butkus]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
Must admit Butkus, the band hatred permeating from a certain poster is starting to get stale.

odd guy: "WHOA! You just stepped in a huge pile of dog _ _ _ _!"

Gump: "It happens."

odd guy: "What? _ _ _ _?"

Gump: "Sometimes." Yur right bout that greenmonster but you know



Mama said stupid is what stupid does

[DU_stud04]

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich...........That- that's about it.

[Old Tiger]

Forrest Gump: So what are you doing in New York, Lt. Dan?
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I am living off the government tit! Sucking it dry!

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
That's all I have to say about that"

That's the spirit RM! It is important that you try to resist the urge to abuse your power for the rest of the day.

Bubba: (dying) "Hey Forrest."

Gump: "Hey Bubba."

[Butkus]

Originally posted by pirate4state
:doh: :doh:

"I gotta save Bubba!" Durned if i havent had ta use that line before with that no count brother of mine.:D

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by halfnhalf
You may not believe this if I told you, but I can run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!


:D :D :D


I WAS RUNNING!!!!


LMAO!!

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by pirate4state
From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!


:D :D :D


I WAS RUNNING!!!!


LMAO!!

"I'm sorry Lt Dan, she tasted like cigarettes."

Did you ever bake me some cookies today?

[handNthedirt]

Originally posted by Butkus
Jus a little weary of how some people talk bout kids.

"Ice Cream, Lt.Dan, Ice Cream!"

ole butkus ole feller....while most of them act like kids, they are young adults.

...and on the 8th day, God created band.

[44INAROW]

"me and Jenny - we got along just like peas and carrots"

[GreenMonster]

Originally posted by handNthedirt
"Ice Cream, Lt.Dan, Ice Cream!"

ole butkus ole feller....while most of them act like kids, they are young adults.

...and on the 8th day, God created band. Well, if you were a better recruiter than the band director you could have the tuba crew opening holes for your RB's.

"Lt Dan said he invested in some kind of fruit company and says we don't need to worry about money no more."

[Butkus]

Originally posted by handNthedirt
"Ice Cream, Lt.Dan, Ice Cream!"

ole butkus ole feller....while most of them act like kids, they are young adults.

...and on the 8th day, God created band. Yur definition doesnt compare ta mine ole son.




"When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. When I had to go, you know, I went."

[Blastoderm55]

"When racoons get on our back porch Mama just chases em away with a broom."

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
"I'm sorry Lt Dan, she tasted like cigarettes."

Did you ever bake me some cookies today?

Not yet.

"Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant." "

[coach]

"jenny taught me how to swing, and i taught her how to dangle."

[handNthedirt]

Originally posted by Butkus
Yur definition doesnt compare ta mine ole son.

"she taste like cigarettes."

how many "kids" you know who smoke cigs, drink, tell superiors to F-off, snort speed in the girls bathroom at lunch, threaten teachers, pleasure each other in class, and drive drunk to name a few, ol feller?

Ask not what your band can do for you, ask what you can do for your band.

[GreenMonster]

"Those are nice shoes. Mama always said you can learn a lot about a person by the type of shoes they wear."

[Butkus]

Originally posted by handNthedirt
"she taste like cigarettes."

how many "kids" you know who smoke cigs, drink, tell superiors to F-off, snort speed in the girls bathroom at lunch, threaten teachers, pleasure each other in class, and drive drunk to name a few, ol feller?

Ask not what your band can do for you, ask what you can do for your band. Would appear ta me must be tha ones that youve been teachin.


[in the Watergate hotel; on phone with security] "Yeah, sir, you might want to send a maintenance man over to that office across the way. The lights are off, and they must be looking for a fuse box, 'cause them flashlights, they keep me awake."

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by Butkus
Would appear ta me must be tha ones that youve been teachin.


[in the Watergate hotel; on phone with security] Yeah, sir, you might want to send a maintenance man over to that office across the way. The lights are off, and they must be looking for a fuse box, 'cause them flashlights, they keep me awake. That was hilarious!

[handNthedirt]

Originally posted by Butkus
Would appear ta me must be tha ones that youve been teachin.

"he's so smart, jenny."

just about every other teacher but me...the little turds didn't have the cajones...but I was good to them...treated them like people if you can believe that....prolly not, but oh well, ol feller.

shaken, with a twist of band.

[Butkus]

Originally posted by handNthedirt
the little turds didn't have the cajones...but I was good to them...treated them like people if you can believe that....prolly not, but oh well, ol feller.

Once agin ole Butkus thinks with ur attitude towards kids good thing ya made a career change.

"No, we are not relations, sir."

[DUKE22]

"He might be the stupidest son of ***** alive, but he sure is fast"

[Black_Magic]

The Principle from Gumps School after sleeping with Forest's mom: " Boy, Yo Moma Sure cares about your schoolin"...

[fireman1]

"They say it is a million dollar wound but the Army must have kept the money cuz i havent seen a penny of it"

[LHMom]

"I may not be a smart man, but I know what LOVE is, Jenny."